Foresight👑

“Guys, I know we all got big dreams, but the cars that some of you post… Are you sure??”

Misonkho imeneyi utha kumaona ngati boma likuyendesedwa ndi a CCAP😩😩

Chibwezi kungofika Friday basitu chimakhala pa pause, chimazayambilanso Monday.

Ndalama za Dpp muzilandira nazo akazi!? Ndiwe loya opusa

Zibwana muzipanga koma osadzavomeleza kukhala munthu ovutika

Chiyambi chodwala misala ndikupanga zoti mkazi akhale source of happiness yako.

Kuno nkumbali, don't and NEVER trust women.

Koma my gender nde is busy dating married men😭Kodi azimuna aku Malawi nonse muli muma relationship??🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nzanuyotu anapanga kale move on akungodikira muyambane komaliza akudziwitseni.

Mu Lilongwe muno komwe magetsi samavuta kwenikweni ndikuti?

Temporarily staying in Area 14, close to where most MAGU students reside. Eish, kunena kuti Uhule is an understatement. Ndinkamva zochepa. Ndi umve ukuchitikawo. The "Uhule" there is more powerful and deep rooted than corruption in Malawi & Nigeria combined.

Sometimes I act like am fine but deep inside mangofuna kuziwa kuti Muchikwama mwa B Munali chani kwenikweni kuti nthawi yawo ikwane

Ati “udzafa opanda kalikonse iwe” 😅 ndikafa ndili ndi kanthu ndiye zindithandiza chani?

Ati "No one will ever replace you." Replacement yo atamupeza kale, mhu.

Ngati mkazi wako amagulitsa zovala kapena perfume pa WhatsApp, udziwe kuti uli single!

You leave 4000 kwacha at home and you expect your children to resemble you?😂

My favourite hobby is looking at cars and whisper "koma nde yatchipatu" and keep scrolling 💀💀💀 just because you can't afford it, doesn't make it expensive tbh.

Khalidwe ndilinalo koma zimangotengera kuti ndikucheza ndi ndani.

There is this BT nigga, he recently just moved here in LLz, amakonda ukama mpasa blunt, akupase kaye ka khome, when he is passing it to you ka fist bump khaa, ka khome mpaka ka 70, Kodi ku Blantyre ko chamba chi mukumadya bwanji??

Pigs are a Sign Kuti You Can be Ugly Koma Uli Okoma 🤣💔🤣