Francesca Cassinelli-Chapman

i love soup with a little bread. i would've been the best peasant

Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably

Strictly's on so it means Christmas is coming #strictly

i always tell people to “drive safe” then get in my car and drive straight into a curb

this song came out 6 years ago and still sounds so new and fresh to me that’s what happens when you create a timeless masterpiece

sorry i can't come out tonight i have Bed

I dont knowwwww sometimes i be feeling like i can sing a little

I thrive in a waiting room. u need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries love i do this at home

See you at 11:30pm 🎹

Looks like a boat. Probably smooth sailing or something.

my body: please we are begging you to eat a vegetable or drink a single glass of water me looking at the christmas cookie tray:

Me after one Aperol Spritz

astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience

The world looking at the USA #USAElection2024

Little tip: If you’re looking for something fun and cheap to do in the UK right now why not try going to bed at 5:45pm

One thing about me is that I am absolutely going to load a dishwasher incorrectly

girls want one thing and it’s the house from practical magic