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however you fuck with the black and tangerine, there will be consequences. even if you have to find it out the hard way

this sport is the cruelest thing in the world man. united absolutely cannot ever be in this position (not that i’m too worried about that) because i cannot envision a scenario where it doesn’t kill me

is jerome prior out of contract with livi this summer? would take him as our no. 1 next year if that’s a deal we could do

@EvanMcFarlane saw a picture of this setup and thought “if nobody’s getting powerbombed into the bunker then the business is dead” so i’m glad to see the sport of kings is thriving

most stonewall pen i’ve ever seen lmao. scottish refs are the most useless people on the planet

keresztes and graham should be at downfield next year and we’re actually considering keeping BOTH of them? iovu, i was starting to like you but I’m gonna need to stop seeing the august version of you creeping back big man

The United Centre Half Mind Virus™

travelling to the dimension you fight bowser in in mario 64 for a photo op instead of just doing the usual corner flag thing. next level dedication

probably the best photo used in a relegation confirmation tweet i’ve ever seen. looks like hell is closing in from above

delighted will ferry is having this run. been too good for united to be (probably) going in the summer without having scored. now he would get to go with multiple memorable goals emmanuel agyei, man. unbelievable player. composure in abundance on the ball

@EvanMcFarlane all the creative falls apart if you think about it for a millisecond, crowd is silent and couldn’t give a fuck what happens during matches, most of the matches are bad anyway, the commentary is unlistenable and theres 40 mins of ads every 5 seconds. maybe the worst it’s ever been

@EvanMcFarlane i dont watch the tv or the ppvs at all but i’m up and have netflix so stuck it on, and it’s jarring how illogical every bit of creative is and how soulless the show feels. i knew it was bad but holy fuck man. it’s not even a “parody of pro wrestling” anymore, it’s just nothing

@EvanMcFarlane the drip god stuff was one of the most insufferable gimmicks i can remember for a while. never once felt authentic. definitely has greatness in him but his artistic choices annoy me more often than not. hopefully he can put it all together before he’s done

@EvanMcFarlane that being said he’s also been a really annoying babyface a lot of the time in his career too so who knows

@EvanMcFarlane first time i can remember actively enjoying seth in *years*. a much better face than a heel

RIP Iona, hope you enjoyed that one ❤️

hopefully his and fatah’s injuries aren’t serious (not got a lot of faith in that for fatah’s) because they’re both great players and would be a shame if they’ve both played their last game for us today

delighted we’ve won that just so will ferry’s efforts weren’t in vain. on a different planet from anyone else on the park today