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an all boy bikini kill cover band called "pawns of the matriarchy"

ok i'm deleting twitter. bye

@dkulchar i can't imagine anything that would bring me greater sexual pleasure than watching you cryb

@dkulchar 10 dollars a month for you to never tweet again

@dkulchar can i have one

the only cute thing in the world is goth couples holding hands

cleaned my apartment and realized i own a blender. isn't that nice ?

can't tell if my neighbor is having good sex or being murdered. but is there really a difference?

@heyitsjim all of your tweets are prefect but i'm gonna get this one framed

every single person you've ever loved will either go to your funeral or you will go to theirs. Afterwards, why not go to arbys?

the catholic church, a 2000 year old institution with billions of dollars / near infinite resources, tried and failed to make me less horny

@egg_dog get out of my bedroom

i am in a 2 hour long discussion about how to write impactful emails and i am legitimately wondering if this 3rd floor fall can kill me

@OnAirOlivia at least i didn't ruin the wheat harvest this year...

@OnAirOlivia since u said please i won't talk about ur scarecrow halloween(?) outfit ever again

@OnAirOlivia do u like chewing tobacco now? where's ur straw hat ?

@OnAirOlivia gonna be a great harvest this year, or at least that's what the almanac says.

@OnAirOlivia olivia why are you wearing overalls in your new avi. do u drive a tractor now. what's it like working on a ranch

14 characters long no special characters no repeated characters no dictionary words unhashed nice work everyone clap urself on the back