GsmFriday

@Jaime_04j @_Camilalopps The only right answer

@_Camilalopps No es ni genética, ni por pajero, es simplemente por donde la dejas descansando desde niño, si la dejas a la derecha, se formará una curva con el tiempo

Tuve relaciones con un chico y lo tenía curvo , Eso es genética o por la masturbación ?

@ChisomAgbafor If you don't want to save money, that's your business, but savings are the only way out of poverty.

The funniest financial advice in Nigeria is “just save money.” Save which money exactly?

@Andxion_ Instead make I buy blue tick I better use the money join cooperative 🥲

I hate seeing people without blue tick it’s literally just N7,500, are you that poor huh?

@Inspired_King @segun_are @RecruitmentPq This information is very insightful 👍

@segun_are @RecruitmentPq Not rocket science, people relying on “side hustles”. Those hustles are classified into so many different categories. This is the reality of most workers in this country.

How are people paying ₦8m yearly rent in Lekki on a ₦450k salary? What exactly is going on?

@Eva_Sommie As you fine like this, I no fit think about another thing but your vaginal 🥹

Dating an introvert is so stressful. They’re always horny. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Go outside and get a hobby, bro. Everything ain’t about vagina😑

@Casabella1234 @PulseNigeria247 😍

@PulseNigeria247 reminder to always mind your business in this life 💔

Indonesian man allegedly k!lls neighbor who kept asking why he was not married at 45. He attacked the neighbour with a piece of wood after repeated jokes and comments.

@khalid_iyal If you like no trek, you go broke

Salary earners in Abuja have stopped saving money; they’re now saving their lives 😭 If you enter town, you’d think there’s a trekking competition going on.

@TravistyStudios @otokyo__ Life and death is the only proof you need that God exists! Everything has an end!!!

@otokyo__ God isn’t real, you have about as much proof as the next story teller next to you. Show me god exists. Prove it. You can’t because there is nothing that proves it. It’s a made up story time fairy tale.

Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.

@visionkaobi @SaharaReporters E hard to explain oh

@SaharaReporters Thank God sey I never give madam belle again, abi how I for dey take explain give my children sey na Tinubu borrowing make school no sure for dem.

Nigeria Seeks Fresh $1.2billion World Bank Loan, Second Largest Under Tinubu Govt | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3R2LxXu

@johnniedracks @SaharaReporters So we don't end up sleeping on the floor 💔

@SaharaReporters It's time we retire him in Nigerian politics.. Before he take our pillow from our heads.

@Alhajirostova @Glowriified Or yellow fever 🥵

@Glowriified if I test pass this one, I fit get cancer

“let's test atiku too” with 4 years of my life??

@ENZOIZU I prefer Frank lampard

🚨 Chelsea are understood to have held private talks with Thomas Tuchel over a possible return to the club.

@viktorbensonyt I forgot to block you

On TikTok, someone said if Messi played under this PSG team, he would win UCL Another person replied and said Messi won’t start in this PSG team Abeg, who Messi wan bench?

@irolinboy_Wtf This thing happened to me at school

When you're anew comer and then you score 90% in the exams Girls;😂😂😂😂

@Strange_punter @ChelseaFC Nigeria is Nigeria 💪

@ChelseaFC Is it that Chelsea doesn't have fans that stays in lekki or other top places in lagos? I don't know which picture you guys are trying paint Nigeria by posting a fan from such an environment

Lagos. 🇳🇬 #TheFamousCFC

@peirce41 The one that can kill me here is my spec 🥲

@a_derll Every one has to improve at some point in their life right?

Barcelona nearly made us believe Dembele was a bad player

@mirexmoses I have watched this like 5 times already 😭

Oprah Winfrey asked Michael Jackson to dance, he admitted he was feeling a bit rusty but proceeds to show tf off. The walk off at the end though 😭😂

@JohnieTheRebel @Headshok1962 Deep

@Headshok1962 He needs to leave those hoes and give his daughter some more pocket money so she'll not become a hoe

Daddy's girl

@mamtasbestie @CoveredGeekly It's going to be impossible for him to recreate, Michael Jackson was unreal in that video 👑

@CoveredGeekly Make it happen Mr. Director! Smooth Criminal is my favorite MJ song.

Jaafar Jackson on which Michael Jackson song he is looking forward to recreating most in the sequel "Smooth Criminal - It would be an honor to do that" (via youtube.com/watch?v=bK__i0…)