Garfunkel and Oates

😂🤣😂🤣 @garfunkeloates @katemicucci

@shannonwoodward You bastard!

Things people only say in movies go

@EricIdle @TaniaIdle Congratulations!!

Today is our 42nd Wedding Anniversary. Please remember that when you think all Showbiz people are flakey. I am a very lucky man. It has been a truly wonderful time. Thank you Tania for asking me to dance...and thank you for agreeing to marry me. @TaniaIdle

@EricIdle I’m so sorry.

Tania and I lost our lovely German Shepherd rescue Daisy last week in the storm. We held her for hours. She died in Tania’s arms. We miss her so much.

What did they know? @garfunkeloates themarysue.com/garfunkel-amp-…

Join us in supporting Sweet Relief Musicians Fund and their Mental Health Fund. Bid now on a virtual meet & greet and a Fender ukulele signed by us! bit.ly/3gcZekt

Wednesday Addams, queen of the snapback. Her twisted new series is now streaming, only on Netflix.

@MattDares Thank you!

Six new eps starring Amy Poehler & hilarious cast (look who's in it!) on @hulu now. And for a change, our Halloween episode isn't on in June! If you want more, let @hulu know.

This *festering* new trailer is full of surprises. I know the suspense is killing you.

A word of advice for tonight’s #Emmys nominees:

What better way to get into the fall spirit than curling up with a scary story? I’m giving away three copies of my brand new book Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires! Tag an account you think would LOVE a copy of this book! Winners will be announced Sunday!

people always tell me "you are so pretty, why don't you have a boyfriend?" and I think that's so rude to say because obviously its my personality

This teaser is full of my favorite things - mystery, mayhem and murder.

Hey world! I am ecstatic to officially announce that I have written a book of fun campfire stories for kids (but also everyone else)! It comes out on 8/30/22 and will never go back in again. Pre-order here: bit.ly/3EJphaO #StoriesToKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires @simonkids

@JDSaladbar ❤️❤️❤️

‘Wednesday’ Teaser: Jenna Ortega Makes Addams Family Debut in Tim Burton Netflix Series variety.com/2022/tv/news/w…

Enjoy this marketing ploy.

@EricIdle I’m so sorry Eric. It’s such a hard year 💔

Just spent a sad hour deleting from my address book. So many good people gone.

Public pools are my worst nightmare. 🤢 But Duncanville returning next week is a DREAM!