Gilbert Ngetich GK

Recommendation isn’t a favour. Someone just risked their integrity for you. Pay back with results. DELIVER!

MC Kaptula has landed safely in Australia and was welcomed by his wife. Kumbe siri ni kuoa mtu ako kwa Visa process 😅

Msee akikushow tutapanga, wee jua hakuna kitu mnapanga. Stay guided 🤝

Adulting hits different. Carrying pressure, pain, and responsibility while still showing up every day. But remember, you don’t have to carry everything alone. Stay strong, but don’t be afraid to reset, reflect, and take care of yourself too.

Nyumba inaungua... boni @DrBKhalwale the saviour

😅😅broo

Kenyan man celebrates a significant milestone in his career after being promoted from a "helper" to a skilled fundi.

🚨 Arne Slot says he’s on the same page with everyone at Liverpool: “ I think we all see the same. By that I mean the ownership, Richard, Michael, everyone”. “Everyone sees what is happening in front of our eyes and we are all aligned in what we are seeing and on the reasons for it”

Mbavu destroyer: Nikipata doh, nitajengea mokoro keja. Nitasomesha wadogo wangu. Mbavu destroyer after getting money:

Every time you lower your standards for people, life will teach you a lesson on why those standards exist in the first place.

Here are the top public officials involved in bribery cases in Kenya: — Police officers – 35% — Civil registration officials – 30% — NTSA officers – 25% — Land registry officers – 23% — Registration of persons officers – 21% — Immigration officers – 18% — Tax/revenue officers – 13%

Go to divorce court, no woman is asking for her love back, they're all asking for money. Men are in love, women are in business.

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn to be bored, silent, and private.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mason Greenwood becomes the first English player after Harry Kane to reach 35 G/A in all competitions this season! ⚽️ 25 goals 🅰️ 10 assists

Key part alikua anaiba. Okay hope hawatavotia mwizi.

Yesterday I made a decision, to go alcohol-free for a full year.

Ruto: The price of unga will be KES 120 in six months bit.ly/3wmBZZs

In major hospitals hapa Kenya, kuna some experienced “smugglers” with many years under their belt and vast connections. Huwa wanaitwa specifically bill ikishinda patient who is admitted and the family is willing to “talk.” Usually, they meet relatives and well-wishers kwa restaurant just outside but near the vicinity. He first asks for the original bill, then scans it slowly while shaking his head in sadness, occasionally glancing at his “clients” as they sip tea nervously. Then he says, “Hii mkilipa yote, si mtauza shamba zote mkuwe squatters?” No one responds before the chairman leading the “congregation” says in low tones, “Tulitumwa kwako. Ona venye utatusaidia my brother, unajua hali ya uchumi.” He takes out his phone and goes straight to the calculator. Usually, from the total bill, the standard payment is one-third. But when he uses his “third eye” and “smells” weak family ties, there’s a small discount huwa mnapewa. After reaching an agreement, they huddle together with his clients, and he clarifies that the entire operation is based on trust and strictly cash-only. Once the “transfer fees” are finalized, he tells them that the moment they receive his call, waanze kuwasha engine of their Toyota Noah, ready to receive their loved one. Halafu mnapewa warning, relatives with weak hearts wasishtuke when they see the patient—who had fully recovered—being wheeled into the parking lot in a wheelchair, kama amefunikwa na a blue sheet from miguu all the way to the head. The smuggler is connected to everyone—from gate watchmen, nurses, doctors, and accountants—in short, everyone eats. The patient is also briefed: if they see someone enter the ward wearing a cap that has “sealed” everything leaving the eyes only and pushing a wheelchair, afuate venye anaambiwa, na aache maswali mingi. After going to the hospital together and instructing them to wait for him in the parking lot, he returns a few hours later as promised, wheeling in the patient, who is covered from head to toe. If the family is heading to North Rift, he even gets into the car na anakaa hapo mbele and escorts them up to Kangemi before returning by matatu. In his own words, before the relatives thank him profusely, “Hapendi kucheza na kazi yake.” As he gets out, he reminds them once more, “Mmeona venye tunacheza? Msisahau kuniletea wateja!”

Senator Methu has a tendency to disgrace funerals. This was him when he mocked and admonished Raila Odinga during the burial of freedom fighter Mukami Kimathi…..

A leaked video shows Mca Ringo of Lucky Summer Ward, Ruaraka Nairobi instructing goons to slaughter people during events and rallies. "Mtu muoga mimi sitaki, Kuna kazi ya kuchinjana na kudungana kisu!!" @DCI_Kenya tuko same inchi?