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@GirlfriendElsie

What am I, hourly? Pokémon Go? lmk if you add me 943441458811 ☺️

St. John's, Newfoundland Katılım Nisan 2009

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o@acquaintf8·28 Şub

Yup this is that “drunk as hell but you just did a bump to help you lock-in” walk

ICYESTTWAT@FUCCl

I love the story being told on the runway. You can see exactly who this collection was made for. The girls who go to the Afters. x.com/favsbackupp/st…

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slommy@sammichluvrrr·18 Şub

lattes at this cafe are so mid but i keep coming back because the barista is fine as hell

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slommy@sammichluvrrr·19 Şub

white people be like my dog

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·19 Şub

OH SHE’S SO REAL FOR THAT LMFAOOO😭😭😭

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lungs@pleadedguilt·18 Şub

Naked. High. Saving images on my phone.

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flock (6'3)@flocko·18 Şub

still blows my mind that people ride bikes while I'm out drinking and driving

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Rudiamante_💎@TheCorrinBrulee·18 Şub

That “boys with big butts” tweet has been making miracles happen on my timeline 🙏🥹😇

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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·16 Şub

The Fifth Element (1997) sounds absurd on paper. A neon sci-fi opera with a flying-cab driver, a supreme being in bandages, and Chris Tucker dressed like the future of radio. Yet Luc Besson turns it into pure movie magic.

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

What are some movies that had no right being as good as they turned out to be?

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₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭@Forty1_0·16 Şub

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

Hoops@Hoopss

Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone

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selinam@bennynotblanco·16 Şub

Type of shi Leonardo da Vinci was doing instead of finishing his commissions

Hoops@Hoopss

what would yall call this contraption?

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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·16 Şub

Clue (1985) had every reason to fail. A board game adaptation with multiple endings sounded like a gimmick. Instead it became one of the sharpest ensemble comedies ever made, with timing, performances, and chaos that still land perfectly.

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

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Kitty_Kimz🏳️‍⚧️@Kimz_Kitty·16 Şub

When I was 16 my dad took me to his place of work to steal copper wiring to sell for weed and alcohol. Absolutely.

Bella@BellaBaddie__

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

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Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·16 Şub

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

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Fallon@filthtofilth·16 Şub

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

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seth@gatorsafterdark·14 Şub

Walking by 30 people buying flowers at target to pick up my Wellbutrin

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ALL UP IN YOUR MIND@blackmagnet0·14 Şub

I hate when yall say women only watch hockey cus they wanna fuck the players as if most every nhl player doesn't look like they snuck onto earth when god wasn't looking

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kay@kayheavenIy·15 Şub

broke bf is a touchy area because they be putting their hands in your purse but they also slang dih like their life depends on it

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slommy@sammichluvrrr·14 Şub

“please don’t smoke cigarettes around my baby” “sir this is a non-smoking space” “there are children around”

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