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The country is in a crisis yet the DP is tweeting like a jilted love who is sending cryptic messages to their ex😂💀💀

Biggest lesson in life: don't ever think it can't happen to you.

JT probably ako mahali apo kwa lodging na bibi ya mtu

if you ask me to forgive some egregious shit that was done to me, I’ll be adding you to the beef.

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.

🇨🇳 China's gold recycling just hit a decade high

I’ve seen more teenaged girls in the news lately for defending children from pedos than any other demographic lately. I think the girls are just finally fed the fuck up

There’s a U.S. president whose first language wasn’t English.

Nimesoma comments & everyone says huyo jamaa leaked list ya ICC witness I have always wondered, who leaked the prime witness list All of them were offed

Twitter algorithm 😂😂😂

KIPCHUMBA, how many NEW counties did you create when fuel rose by 70 bob? Tuck your teeth back into your lips and shut up!

He had a type and it was himself, gotta respect it

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it. The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern. On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford. On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.  The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting. On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.  By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers. The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs. A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully. On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it. To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction. Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended. #FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation

"UGAF8CS5EK you have received..." Me:

And people still ask why Black women don’t trust the medical system like history didn’t literally weaponize healthcare against them.

David didn't pray for Goliath. He killed him.

The sad reality is that we are in cyclic loop and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Protest, people get killed and shops get looted, someone somewhere does a handshake, back to normal with no meaningful changes. Repeat.

A group of hikers allegedly disregarded warnings by forest rangers and trail leaders against swimming at the Kieni Forest's water falls in Kiambu county during this rainy season when water levels are violent and rapid. One young man was pulled away into the drop by raging waters and drowned.

A team of Advocates including @gloria_kimani and @Benign_Overlord have been following up on the arrest and detention of Nairobi Central Police Station OCS, Chief Inspector Dishen Angoya. The team has ascertained that he is still under arrest but is recovering steadily after seeking medical attention. All clarifications on the circumstances leading to his arrest have been recorded in his statement and we anticipate this matter will soon be resolved to its logical and just conclusion. We await his arraignment in Court and will ensure he is properly represented.

He just got showered and dressed, now make him have to shit again.