News Master

#getouttherelationship is s/he spends more time reading these dumb twits than spending time with you.

#youshouldbeashamedif you are participating in this game. :p

#ihateitwhenimdrivingand the person next to me drills a finger deep into their nostril and then takes out their prize to look at proudly.

Fukushima facing massive #radioactive water problem http://nhe1.com/09d237

The Wizard of Australia #lessinterestingbooks

#GoogleWallet Cool? Yes! Easy? Yes! Secure? ?????? http://www.google.com/wallet/

Analysis on #Obama screw-up toasting the Queen http://nhe1.com/4154ad

Jared Lee #Loughner too crazy to stand trial http://nhe1.com/874c34

How to Train Your Gerbil #lessinterestingbooks

#everymanshouldknowhowto do what a man should know how to do.

Sells champ ring? Cool move #raysmall

#suicide bomber kills at least 25 in Pakistan http://nhe1.com/669373

Who to take top IMF post since Strauss-Kahn accused of attempted rape in NY last week? http://nhe1.com/4be0ae

Finally! Ratko Mladic caught. http://nhe1.com/676396

Canucks! 3-2 win for Vancouver!

CBC report: Women don't like smiling men? http://nhe1.com/2d0639

More flights canceled due to volcanic ash http://nhe1.com/3b6e6e