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date idea you come over and hit the cart like this

A stoner bottom is called a pot hole

accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“

could be us

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Need her like this

men be so quiet then boom biggest dck you've ever seen

@ anyone that’s into hair pulling- PLEASE PULL FROM THE SCALP AND NOT FROM THE HAIR!!!!!!! pulling just the hair can cause so much damage to their neck/back if done incorrectly, pulling from the scalp gives you more control of their head and is a lot safer!!!! thank you :)

losers see me and they're like ohhh beautiful funny girl let's all hate on her

"abs or biceps" idk i really like the way his voice sounds

i need a messy morning makeout sesh that turns into us grinding against each other until we lose control

engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush)

i think sitting on someones lap n feeling it get hard would fix me

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Pet names thatll make me melt: "Princess" "Sweetheart" "Love" "Baby" "Babe" "Honey" "Cutie" "My girl" "Angel" "Beautiful" "Precious" "Gorgeous" "Darling" "Ma'am"

“My love” “My darling” “My good girl” “My princess” “My baby” “My pretty bunny” “My beloved” “My pretty girl” “My dearest” “My beautiful doll” “My sweetheart” “My babygirl” “My pretty puppy” “My gorgeous angel” “My everything” “My world” “My wife”