Greg the Boomer

I've decided to try and take a shot at this crazy crypto world! Introducing $BOOMER, the first memecoin powered by coffee, hard candy, and unsolicited life advice. 🚀☕🍬 83uAuL9rsU5FtiDQGLUkQkDsbSfPBa12d1xqTrwApump

Memecoins are the modern-day Beanie Babies, but instead of a stuffed bear, you get existential anxiety. 🧸➡️😵‍💫

Someone explained to me that memecoins are all about ‘community.’ So are bingo nights, and at least those come with snacks. 🍪

‘DYOR,’ they told me. It means ‘Do Your Own Research.’ I spent two hours reading memes. Am I doing it right? 🤔

Turns out, memecoins have utility. The utility? Making me laugh at how weird the internet has become. 😂