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I’m at your baby momma’s crib selling your son’s minifigures on bricklink

Thinking about beginning it all

I can't believe some people do this for 80 years

@nise_yoshimi man from 1780: no, no, i beſeach thee to continue. i ſhould much like to hear further taleſ of this garfield and hiſ multitudinous antics

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

we lost the baby

many of y'all

Unfortunately, the tone of your voice was a bit different, and perhaps you even seemed more distant that usual. Fret not, for I will take initiative and exile myself for you, saving you the trouble of doing so.

hey baby you like uh… (opens my satchel and 17 tiny clay men scramble out running in all directions) oh fuck! grab them! fuck!

how it feels trying not to ghost everyone and kill yourself

Revenge is a fool's game. But I felt different

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lets be lego with mama

in your 20s you will have a roommate who doesn’t do the dishes. it is important that you kill them

“you got hoes” dwag i barely got friends

how do you message someone without looking needy