Heaven's Lower East

Unfortunately, due to health reasons the project behind this page will no longer exist in web form. I've not yet... fb.me/GqWCAlDX

ooh.... Teddy really likes that Ruh dog.... B^)

BYCATCH - The initial release from Heaven's Lower East Side is tentatively scheduled for the Ides of April for... fb.me/2S9Os6sj5

This is the messenger that Teddy's got the hots for...... fb.me/AiPl3NOP

Teddy's got the hots for his local bike messenger and can't even get her name. hles.org/mnu-denizens/p…

@t0shiba - thanks for following...

@myfyction - thanks for following, Paul

@JohnDMcGlacken thanks for the follow J.D.

@HemanshuNigam - thanks for following

@TBlackford3 - thanks for the follow Troy.

@Daezarkian - thanks for the follow, Steven

Hey, nobody looks that good after they've been whacked for a few years...

@hoarseman - you're forgetting the Lower East Side is mine, not yours. If anybody trades with Luci it will be me -- Teddy.

@jchutchins - Mmmmm Cold Stone Cheesecake and Cookie Dough malt! Sin, decadent, but calorie free I'm sure...

FAQ: About that pesky 1% --- hles.org/mnu-faqs/exist…

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