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Hal Cruttenden

@Halcruttenden

Stand up comedian, actor and writer, whose new tour starts in September 2025. I’m hcruttenden on Instagram and Hal Cruttenden on Facebook

London Katılım Kasım 2009
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Hal Cruttenden
Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden·
I'm tweeting less as, like most comics and other narcissists, I'm spending more time creating online content. If you want to see more, please look me up on instagram where I'm @hcruttenden
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Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden·
@MartinDaubney @GBNEWS I imagine it's because GB News viewers have been so overwhelmed by lies and propaganda, that there is no point trying to get through to them or appeal for their support. To believe that someone like you is a serious journalist, you have to be incredibly uninformed.
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Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic” Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion. It’s a cult.
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Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden·
The church was just condemning the disinformation being spread about this awful crime. Police investigations of crimes are being disrupted, and protests are erupting, because certain groups are trying to blame immigrants when there is no evidence of their involvement.
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Unbelievable. A British woman was gangraped near a church in Epsom, and the church's first reaction is to condemn the locals for being angry about it. What is wrong with them?

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Allison Pearson@AllisonPearson·
From 7th May, there will not be a safe Labour seat in the entire country. A truly historic moment. Keir Starmer, you imprisoned bereaved mum Lucy Connolly for one bad tweet. You then made the friend of a paedophile our ambassador to the US. You are a moral vacuum. Prepare to meet your doom. @Keir_Starmer
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Londonsnow@Londonsnow251·
@Alexarmstrong @DonnyReformer @Halcruttenden Alex please ignore @Halcruttenden - he has shown his views on more than one occasion .. there is a reason his latest tour is called "can dish it out but can't take it" I have seen him live, a never to be repeated experience .. as he admitted himself he can be nasty.
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Hal Cruttenden
Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden·
When your channel is a mouthpiece for the Reform Party, and that party's hero, Donald Trump, is massively damaging the UK economy by starting an illegal war, it's important to keep laser focused in your attacks against the Labour PM... however silly they may look...😂🤣
Alex Armstrong@Alexarmstrong

GB NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Keir Starmer spent £30,000 of YOUR money on beds, sofas, Ottoman blanket boxes and a £1,395 TV unit. Starmer lectured Boris Johnson about donor spending on Downing St., but this is TAXPAYER cash. @christopherhope exclusive The audacity is breathtaking. 👇🧵

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Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden·
@Alexarmstrong Shouldn’t you be busy composing your next bit of propaganda? Go get those nasty lefties, Alex! 😂🤣
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Alex Armstrong@Alexarmstrong·
@Halcruttenden When you’re a comedian that isn’t funny who takes one post and claims I’m not focussed on the war, despite posting about an energy shock incoming and posting about the war consistently over the last week. Grow up. x.com/alexarmstrong/…
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Europe needs to BRACE for impact. Energy shock incoming thanks to NUT zero and Hormuz blockade. American oil will be the predominant source going fwd. Countries, like the UK, that have failed to support America will be punished. Conversations about Greenland will restart.

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Michelle De-Pass🏳️‍🌈
Michelle De-Pass🏳️‍🌈@michelle1884x·
On this day 3 years ago @Halcruttenden told me I was a weird and creepy young looking old person at Palace Theatre, Southend. Are you coming back again soon so you can see if I still look the same?
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Jim Cornelius
Jim Cornelius@Jim_Cornelius·
This is you, former Conservative MP, now sitting Reform MP, Andrew Rosindell, writing to former President of the United States, Joe Biden 6 years ago proposing the UK hands to Chagos islands to Mauritius and rents them back on a 99-year lease.
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Andrew Rosindell MP 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@AndrewRosindell

After a gruelling and now hard won fight, tonight the Chagos surrender deal seems to have finally been thrown into the dustbin of history. It was a shameful deal, built on fundamentally flawed principles. No British Government has the moral right to barter away the sovereignty of British territory to a foreign power without the full, meaningful consent of its people. The Chagossians have been woefully ignored for decades and decades - whether that was back in the 1960s when Labour dispossessed them from their ancestral homeland, or under the Conservatives who refused to allow resettlement or self-determination to the Chagossian people, and Labour today, surrendering their islands to Mauritius, while the British taxpayer foots an eye-watering bill for the privilege. For over twenty years, I have campaigned on this issue, and it has been astonishing - truly astonishing - to watch Labour ministers attempt to defend the indefensible. Handing over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, only to lease back a vital strategic asset at enormous cost, was never a sensible or sustainable course of action and to argue that they were doing so for the sake of our national security would be laughable if it wasn’t outright dangerous. It was a diplomatic absurdity and a betrayal of our national interest. That this proposal has now unravelled only reinforces how ill-conceived it was from the outset. The reported costs, running into the billions, represent a staggering burden on the British taxpayer for no benefit, while simultaneously placing the future of the critically important base at Diego Garcia in jeopardy. I hope this shocking episode serves as a wake-up call that this Government cannot be trusted with our national security. The principle must now be restated that British sovereignty over the Chagos Islands, or any of other British Overseas Territories, are not for sale and not up for negotiation. Self-determination must be upheld and Britain must stand firm in defence of our territories and the rights of their inhabitants.

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