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Hydration break? It’s literally raining. Never thought football could become more gay.

Girls like us do not date boys like you back off

Andrew Tate on fat business partners: “I don’t care how good your idea is. I don’t care how smart you think you are.” “You’re showing the world you’re not trustworthy.” 💀🤣

Clavicular got visibly NERVOUS trying to talk to a blonde Swedish girl in France and could barely get his COMPLIMENTS out 😳🇸🇪 “I like your blue eyes, they're very nice.” “I'm sorry. You look very nice.”

You got to enjoy the moments between the problems." Tommy & Pop reminding us what matters. Now streaming on Landman. 🛢️

The heartbreak after realizing it 😔💔

Lavar Ball's wife Tina Ball spoke out in a newly released video with her NEW boyfriend after she filed for a divorce and she revealed that she refuses to be with a man that can no longer satisfy her in BED 😳👀 "What am I gonna do with a man that has one leg" "My new man has 3"

As hard as life can be, the world is a beautiful place if you decide to see the light. I love you all.

Rating things men do on 1st dates…

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N3ON casually asking Sky Bri if she wants to get bentover a balcony staring at the LA view 💀

5 FLIRTY questions to ask her on a date.

How do girls tell if a guy is attractive

She chooses to have a baby with a Total Stranger 🍿🎥

Going after kids is a reach. Innocent kids shouldn't be involved in stupid politics

Andrew Tate breaks down how to get a 10/10 baddie:

👱‍♀️: "You're 40. Don't you ever want to grow up?" Andrew Tate: "Grow up as in listen to you? No. I want to play Smash Bros, beat Marcell at UNO, and go, 'You lost cause you're Black.'" 😭🤣

CONOR MCGREGOR GOES OFF ON MAX HOLLOWAY IN A BACK AND FORTH 😳 🗣️ McGregor: "You're not gonna lay a glove on me. It's another world here against me... I'm gonna come out of this bout unscathed." 🗣️ Holloway: "I love this." 🗣️ McGregor: "RELAX AND BE QUIET WHILE I SPEAK. Max is my child, excuse his rudeness." 😭😭

MEXICO AND CANADA ARE SIDE HOES

"He's not a teenager anymore!" - Ian @lachesisq Nepomniachtchi speaks on not shaking hands with @HansMokeNiemann at the Technical meeting of @UzchessCup Masters 2026.