Hannah Reiman

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

Might I interest you in a grilled cheese on a granny plate in these trying times?

me all day everyday

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

I learned yesterday that different emoji heart colors can mean different things and promptly discarded that bit of information because I am old and decide emoji heart colors on vibes alone.

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

Maybe 38 rolls of sushi will cheer me up

how it feels asking your friends if they wanna play mario party

I do not believe that we should sacrifice the safety, dignity and privacy of millions of women to appease a minuscule minority of men who believe themselves to be women. Respectful, but firm - no access to women only spaces, or sports. Basic fairness over ludicrous ideology.

How it feels watching "Desperate Housewives" for the first time

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

my favorite part of my day is when I’m in bed like this:

life when i have a show to come home to

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.