jessyharrell

Contractor: "So what are some ideas you had for the house?" Tony Stewart: "You ever been to a Bass Pro Shop?" Contractor: "Say no more fam."

#SOTU: President Biden accidentally says "Iranian people" instead of "Ukrainian people."

I be politely cornering the bowl sometimes only to be stoned and remember I’m smokin dolo 😂

NCAA was stopping this kinda real shit

Can we get a #FuckCancer one time !!!!!

GOATS recognize GOATS

this was one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

I just want to go back to Denver 🥺

I can’t fake a vibe, I’d rather not be around.

If you don’t have time to pull over and fight, don’t honk at me

I only want couch friends. Friends who I hang out with by sitting on their couch. Don’t invite me to go do things

The Unofficial Statement from The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 🤨🤨🤨

This by far 🔥🔥🔥

Let’s set an age limit after which you can’t run for political office, perhaps a number just below 70 …

now watch Christmas be next week