𝒽.

👄🍒💗

@BigGayVladdy I forget there are people like that out there just walking around like normal folks lmao

#90dayfiance That pentacostal chick is absolutely fucking nuts!

@Lizformee At first I thought that said you were attracted to clams 😂

i’m so attracted to calm men bc we both can’t be insane

Me becuz I spend all my money on cute pjs

@lisathebeauty1 It’s very performative

I think y'all drink matcha for attention😭

@90DayFiance Good for her! I just hope she actually enjoys that man though and it’s not all just for the lifestyle, because denying yourself true love and happiness will catch up to you eventually

The secret is finally out 💍❤️ Cortney and Phil are engaged! “I waited a long time for this chapter. After almost ten years of sharing parts of my life on 90 Day Fiancé and a whole lot of dating lessons along the way, I can finally say I found my person. I am 35 and engaged for the first time, and honestly, it feels worth the wait. Life right now is wedding planning, house hunting, traveling, theme parks, good food, and enjoying life together.” Congratulations to the happy couple! ✨

When he texts you📱💬

@astralbaes Sex and someone to pay half their bills

what do men actually want?

@TuitPorContrato Yes thank you! COVID actually started in 2019! I was a nurse and saw the spike in illness and at the time they just labeled it the flu and no one believes me

las noticias sobre el hantavirus comienzan a sentirse como la cobertura del coronavirus en diciembre de 2019…

@nasaratis What they suing her for??

Iggy Azalea living her life while they suing her, oh she’s so mother for that,

@Jaded_Chinx 🙌🏼

You know you have a phat ass when it jiggles when you’re walking. I just need to lose some stomach

@susie_weakly lol thought something was fishy 🐠

Trisha did have a baby boy but those pics were AI so I'll locate some real ones sorry about that ! ❤️

@Bunny_ngl Xavier

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@hippojuicefilm Sometimes they’re both

All women are Bi, you just have to figure out it if it's sexual or polar.

@blackcatem Got a good boy n he’s on my side 🎶

Men who talk you thru it are truly heaven sent

@bairanyc Ghost me once, I’m done. There is no reason I should be left wondering what you are doing all night.

There’s nothing that turns me off in a man more than him being unreliable

If it’s meant for you, it will find you again.

@sneminaj I just wanna be her so bad, it hurts so bad 🎶

a woman in love is the most stupid and dumbest person ever

And you can look back at me like this

Can I just come over and look at you like this? Please 🥹

girlie pops, always listen to your intuition