Maya Hayward

How do you run someone over because of anythingggg

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

Just found only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

ALLEGEDLY!!!🤣🤣🤣

Gay club whenever the lights come on

my pussy safe asf

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.

I think my biggest neurodivergent tell is that I'm visibly uncomfortable during small talk, yet totally at peace when someone starts oversharing the weirdest shii I've ever heard.

When you go to merge and check your blind spot and someone is actually there

Stay away from people that won’t stand up to their parents….and I’m so serious right now.

someone is gonna fucking pay for this

Me and my grandma when we used to chill together

me: “i need to go out more” also me every time i’m free:

Job interviews are just two people lying to each other

adhd is so funny because structure feels like a PRISON but if i have no structure i descend into executive dysfunction and just do nothing for days

I used to think that cartoons exaggerated about adulthood draining your happiness. I was very wrong.