Sugmuh Peenith

I watch a lot of baseball and I can’t overstate how good ABS has been for the game. Whether it’s saving the umps from ruining the game like this, or giving us a reason to laugh at Jazz Chisholm, it’s a total success

Why is this designed like a soviet propaganda poster😭

That camera-to-George Lucas transition is gonna live in my brain rent-free till I die.

My parents almost got divorced one summer because my moms best friend got divorced A close friend getting divorced increases your chance of getting divorced by 75%

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

traumatized from relationships period. that includes friends and family. folks ain't shit across the board. sick, broken society lol

pete hegeseth's wife wore a dress from temu to the white house correspondents dinner (i'm not joking)

When u are in a relationship sometimes you cook for them and sometimes they cook for you. It’s not the end of the world if you did it nor is it embarrassing to have made food for someone you no longer call a friend or lover.

We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

got that red card and said fuckit

I forgot where I was for a second! If you’re not on here screaming all men ain’t shit you’re labeled a pick me. Y’all got it though 😂 All men ain’t shit…but you still expect them to pay all your bills? Ok Anyways…hope some of you find your simp…I mean king 👑

If that nigga helping you make money moves, give that nigga sum coochie. He deserves it.

Megan Thee Stallion got cheated on and the first thing this f00lish girl said was “ladies, start cheating too.” It’s funny how you people are so selective with what you copy. You never emulate the discipline, the hard work, or the success. It’s never the good things. But the moment it’s about hoeing around or being toxic, you’re always ready to volunteer. Deep down, you’ve just been looking for an excuse to move w!ld and you finally found one.

nobody thought this was chicago

SF is so ridiculous lol

Chicken thighs will always be superior to chicken breast. I only buy chicken thighs. Way more flavor and not as dry

Bill Belichick the WAG

Klay was a stupid simp when he was putting up a loving boyfriend front but now he’s a real nigga cause he cheated. #observation

Me seasoning with garlic powder and onion powder just to still add minced garlic and diced onions

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