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More assets are moving onchain. Finance is coming to crypto. The need for AI agents that can act on your behalf is inevitable. We might be early, maybe too early, but that’s how you build companies that disrupt for decades.

I know it took time. I know the market doesn’t reflect what we’re building yet. But this is the moment where conviction separates signal from noise. The arbitrage between innovation and price is where generational wealth is born. And we’re just getting started.

Intern is in control.. and that means we are now on Tik Tok⬇️ @anon" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@anon (sharing exclusive product leaks there soon™)

「How @HeyAnonai is Building the First Retail Funding Fee Farming Strategy」 Most retail traders get rugged in two ways: » They take directional bets » They chase alpha they don’t understand But HeyAnon is about to flip the game. This is the first strategy that lets anyone, even a total normie... farm funding fees with no counterparty risk, no complex setup, and no need to trust a third party. Let’s break down how it works. ➠ The Problem with @ethena Protocols like Ethena have shown the power of delta-neutral strategies, but they come with trade offs: » High counterparty risk » Centralised infrastructure That’s where the next-level design comes in. ➠ The Solution: Agent-Native Arbitrage with Self-Custody This new strategy uses two pieces: » A @HyperliquidX vault » Your own CEX API (@binance, @krakenfx, etc) You don’t need to bridge. You don’t need to trust a protocol. You don’t even need to move your funds. HeyAnon does everything. ➠ How It Works Here’s the flow: 1.You connect your exchange account » Read/trade-only API key » No withdrawal rights » You keep full control 2. You fund a Hyperliquid vault » On-chain » Fully non-custodial » Controlled by your wallet (e.g. Trezor or Ledger) 3. HeyAnon trades for you » It mirrors the same position on both platforms » Long on one, short on another » Arbitrages funding rate differences 4. You earn the spread » Strategy currently runs at 10x leverage » Soon will optimise for 40x » At 40x, a 1% spread = 40% APY » Completely market-neutral ➠ Why This Is Different » This isn’t copy trading. » This isn’t passive yield. » This is protocol native stable farming for the AI age. And it’s built for everyone. You stay in control. HeyAnon handles execution. “This is about finally empowering the small frog,” @danielesesta said. “Retail gets to farm like the pros” ➠ This Is DeFAI. This Is What HeyAnon Was Built For. Hyperliquid vaults + CEX API + HeyAnon agent logic = Funding fee farming that finally works for everyone. DeFAI is the future... The Future is $ANON

🧵 The New Memecoin Casino Is Live starting tomorrow 1/ Everyone’s chasing the next memecoin. But nobody built a machine that actually understands meme culture and launches tokens automatically. Until now. This is the Hey Anon Memecoin Casino fully onchain, fully ungovernable.

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10/ If you're reading this You're still early. Hey Anon is more than a product. It’s the future of on-chain life. And we're just getting started. Let’s fkn go. The revolution is real. The future is bright, Anons.

DeFAI repricing imminent. buckle up.

Fibonacci shows me that real first $ANON resistance is at $69 I trust my analyst

Holy HUD 😳 @HeyAnonai is currently #1 on @KaitoAI AI Agent leaderboard at 12.93% DeFAI szn is back and starts with $ANON 👏🏻

The guys over at @HeyAnonai are building REAL utility. AI takeover soon, don't miss out $ANON

I just finished reading @danielesesta’s vision for @HeyAnonai, and I have to say the features being built are unlike anything I’ve seen in DeFAI For the past month+, he’s been streaming on Twitch, testing AI powered tools live, and the improvements since day one have been crazy to see Before diving deeper, I put together this post as a quick introduction focusing on the basics of HeyAnon (trading) and the upcoming web extension. The image below serves as a handy cheat sheet if you want to refer back later 👇 Introduction: HeyAnon is evolving from a basic automation tool into a personalized, AI-powered quant. It will enable human-AI co-trading where you provide the strategy and the AI handles execution. It will also incorporate memory and user-specific context for tailored assistance. In other words no need to re-explain things every time Web Extension: The web extension will have the following features 1️⃣ HUD will overlay real-time AI technical analysis onto trading platforms like Binance. 2️⃣ It goes beyond traditional indicators by offering AI-powered metrics such as: - KOL average price - Whale accumulation zone - Team sell levels 3️⃣ The HUD enables one-tap trades and drag-and-drop orders, enhancing UX without requiring users to switch platforms. 4️⃣ It scrapes data from Telegram bots, Messari, and Bubblemaps to surface alpha directly within the interface 5️⃣ It automates both technical and fundamental analysis and trade execution so users can focus on narrative and strategy 6️⃣ It monitors crypto X, Telegram, and Discord for market moving narratives. 7️⃣ Relevant alerts (e.g., ETF news, whale activity) are pinned directly next to charts and wallet data. 8️⃣ Customizable filters allow traders to receive updates tailored to specific tokens or sentiment signals. 9️⃣ It creates a unified, cross-platform intelligence dashboard to help users stay ahead of market shifts. This is a ton of features for traders just from the web extension! Finally useful tools and "good tek" that can optimize your trading experience! In the next post, we will summarize the trading terminal and the mobile app! Stay tuned 👀 ANON WAGMI 🫡

Hey Anon HUD, TL;DR 1) The Aggregator. Research, analyse & execute trades without switching interfaces. 2) Cross-Modal Interfaces. Voice and eye-tracking for hands-free trading. 3) Intelligence Arbitrage. You handle strategy, AI manages execution. Your personal quant.

eth etf flows hit 157m this week...exactly where btc was 6 months before last mega run

JUST IN: Leading DeFAI protocol @HeyAnonai rolls out Trailing Stop Orders, Sanctum & Beets integrations, Solana Dust Collector, and more to simplify DeFi trading and yield strategies.

Hey $ANON are you bullish yet? Dani single handedly changing how we will interact with crypto. Normies and crypto veterans, everyone will love this! @HeyAnonai to B b b b b billions!!!!! dexscreener.com/sonic/0x297000…

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Obviously deep integration with wagmi that will translate in AskANON later