Jamie scott

Anger always finds a target. And then mistakes it for the source!

Nothing can be gained by having a pessimistic view on life. Realists should only ever be pessimistic about high risk decisions or a sustained pattern of low to moderate risk decisions. Pessimists can manage risk. Optimists change the world.

@slashdot My wife would still kill me. I value my life.

Replika CEO Says It's OK If We Marry AI Chatbots ift.tt/72BYEns

Friday Vibes at HQ 🎉 Visit us at Booth ESE-14 during #RSAC next week to discover how you can join in on the fun and get your own lightsaber ✨

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🌟 Big News Alert! 🌟 Join us in cheering for @jhejderup one of our brilliant program analysis team members, as he defends his PhD thesis at TU Delft this coming May! Let's bring out the virtual confetti and high fives🎉 #PhDDefense #Milestone #kudos

Couldn't make it to @devnexus ? Don't worry we got your back! Check out @EndorLabs blog on lessons learned from when #appsec goes to #devnexus #java endorlabs.com/learn/appsec-g…

@65pjc @PicturesFoIder @HarmfulOpinion The man who stole the dog is lucky to still be alive. If someone stole my dog that would be a fight to the death if they were determined enough to take it.

@PicturesFoIder @HarmfulOpinion I realize this video makes people angry, which is understandable. But just so everyone feels better, the homeless man (who is also deaf, which explains the inarticulate sounds he's making) got his puppy back. mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Animal rights group steal homeless man's puppy

@InternetH0F My Fiance

@OphirGottlieb Hope being in a jar of evils is something that always made the story for me. It’s always reminded me how hope has both a good and a bad side.

It seems Pandora opened her box the second time and look who came out.

After 66 years of not being able to see colors, he saw colors for the first time

@DarkReading See that angry looking computer over there, honey? Once we connected it to the internet viruses spread faster that Covid. Analog was the real unsung hero of society.

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@greg16676935420 I spend more money at Wendy’s because of their social media trolling than I do at KFC.

Looks like the worst tasting fast food restaurant is doing whatever it takes to stay relevant

Enemy territory is getting spicy

@rakyll But but they said talk to an “ideal customer profile”….you mean this isn’t what they meant?

I'm always amazed by people who only listened to customers who agree with them, approved their own proposals, built everything by "getting rid of" nonagreeable people, and were surprised why their project failed 😂

Some guy at the gym just came up to me and asked me if my shirt was an expression of who I was. I told him yeah because I got the shirt for free. I think I blew his mind.

@scottcjohnston JavaScript developers for the win

#developers, No Dockerfile? No problem! 'docker init' has got ya covered! docs.docker.com/engine/referen…

Join us Wed 2/22 to hear @EndorLabs Jamie Scott @iamateapot418 present on bolstering up against #SoftwareSupplyChain attacks and why every #risk is not a #CVE RSVP at meetup.com/owasp-los-ange…

@naval People buy outcomes, not products.

Care about the product, not about the outcome.

@martymadrid Synthetic biology

What's a technology trend that won't be big in 2023 but will be massive by 2026?

The empire was in San Francisco yesterday. They were looking for rebels. These rebels are helping organizations escape dependency hell. They must be caught. If you see them, report to Lord Vader. And whatever you do, don't click this link: hubs.ly/Q01pPmvD0