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After breaking 2 TVs in one year , I bought projector. Fool me once , shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me 😂😂🤣😭😭

“If I don’t give you light in my first 4 years as Nigeria president, don’t vote for me for second term. You must have light, if you don’t have the light, DO NOT VOTE FOR ME FOR SECOND TERM” - President Tinubu A word is enough for the wise ✍️

Pepsi has officially withdrawn its sponsorship of Wireless Festival after Ye was announced as a headliner. (via ITV News)

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.” When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans. In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it. Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

No one does it like Victoria Pedretti

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

mastered the art of sneezing without making any sound and never looked back.

Went to register a SIM today, and what happened honestly got me thinking. After the first process, he captured my face, and I assumed everything was done. Next thing, he said the registration didn’t go through because the network was bad. Since I wasn’t paying too much attention at first, we started the process all over again. This time, I noticed he picked up another SIM entirely, not the one we had registered earlier. That was when it hit me… he had registered two different SIMs. This is exactly how people get implicated in things they know nothing about. I made sure I collected both SIMs, even though he kept denying it. I’m very sure of what I saw. In the next 24 hours, I’ll find out if both were activated. Please, whenever you’re registering a SIM, pay close attention. Don’t assume anything. Watch every step.

Check out this “studio” apartment available for rent at ₦3 million per annum.🤣 📍Yaba, Lagos 🇳🇬