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The most unattractive thing a man can do is be gullible. Falling for scams, getting ripped off, unable to say no to aggressive salesmen, buying sex, not discerning plastic surgery, putting too much faith in CBD, believing that “this sandwich was rated best in the county!”, etc….

PSAAAAAAAA‼️When you leave somebody alone and your life starts to get better. Don’t start back dealing with them. I don’t care if it’s a friend , boyfriend, girlfriend , sister , brother, cousin . When you separate from Someone and start receiving blessings and life becomes

This is like 9/11 for people who don’t tip at restaurants

man...don't grow up. yes, please learn how to communicate effectively & kindly, how to process your emotions, & how to handle the logistics of life. but please, please don't EVER give up your enthusiasm for the nerdy things that bring you joy just bc it seems like you should ❤️

girls, don’t let them scare you about getting older. i’m 10x cooler now than i was at age 23 and i literally promise you are only getting cooler

Instagram stories are so fun. Like I love seeing your cute drinks, empowering quotes, & music screenshots actually they aren’t annoying at all. I love liking your selfies & your casual photo dumps & seeing bits and pieces of your life and soul. Instagram is really cool that way

if your children don’t like you, it’s your fault.

wym…

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

pokémon display in the 90’s at the grocery store

happy new year

Sorry who is dream? I was too busy enriching my mind and spending time with family and friends

How I act when someone tells me they have a animal I can pet in their house

idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same

I’ve never ate so vigorously in my life

CONFIRMED: Pete Davidson is now dating Sims 1 Bella Goth 🫢🫢