Jason Diamond

Harold Bloom said lots of silly things. No need to make a movie out of any of them.

My favorite New York City gym rule is there's usually going to be a guy who doesn't bother putting his Timbs in a locker because he knows nobody is going to mess with his boots.

@Borisk Angus Young Jr. Esq.

@imjasondiamond Definitely one of a 15-lawyer team handling a venue contact for a gig involving an AC/DC cover band.

Finally heard a man yell "Do you know who I am?" into his phone today.

The perfect Accidental Action Bronson.

It took four months to report out, but take a look at our deep dive inside the rise and fall of the Brooklyn Mirage, and how Wall Street and NYC nightlife have mixed like oil and water despite investors' attempt to capitalize on live events: wsj.com/finance/mirage…

I think I saw a "Fellas, wanna get laid? Dress more like JFK Jr." article this week but I can't remember if it was real or a fever dream.

Our Literary Thursdays series continues with @imjasondiamond, who will talk about his stunning debut novel "Kaplan’s Plot." Join us on December 11 at 6PM! queenslibrary.org/calendar/liter…

Wrote about how we do baby raisin' around these parts. Call me Big Mama Diamond. thecut.com/article/findin…

Having your priest end mass with a slide show of the church's new boiler installation is such a Chicago moment

Gotta count all the cat votes.

Sliwa gonna come in second.

"I like to think I’m directing a story, just on paper and I sadly don’t have a multi-million dollar budget." @imjasondiamond shared a playlist for his debut novel Kaplan's Plot at @largeheartedboy largeheartedboy.com/2025/10/29/jas… @Flatironbooks

Really blown away seeing Kaplan's Plot on @esquire's best books of 2025 list: "Diamond’s debut work of fiction instantly became one of my all-time favorite Chicago novels, but its appeal is far more than municipal." esquire.com/entertainment/…

Tonight! Brooklyn!

Today’s the day! Noah Rinsky takes on @imjasondiamond’s debut novel KAPLAN’S PLOT in @the_met_review! You won’t want to miss this one. metropolitanreview.org/p/jewish-light…

Clue VCR Mystery Game was as good as it got. No need to try anything like this.

@CGordon42534727 Thank you so much! That means a lot.

@imjasondiamond Just wanted to tell you how very much I enjoyed Kaplan’s Plot. It is outstanding. So vividly written, I can see the characters and the places. Great storytelling. Thank you. I hope you write more novels!

Tonight I'm in San Francisco at Booksmith talking with Colin Winnette. He was a big influence on my deciding to write Kaplan's Plot. If you're around, come on down.