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@MichelleFPF @neilhimself @AklWritersFest Yes the @neilhimself is brilliant like that. I went to a reading of 'The Art of Asking' and had brought The Graveyard book on the way in. Neil appeared halfway through, and I thought it would be a good gag to get them both to sign it. Neil promptly said, 'Yes absolutely, do it.

@neilhimself @AklWritersFest About 14 years ago, I lined up to get your autograph at the National Book Festival in Washington DC. I was afraid I won’t be able to make it because the event ended and all the other authors left, but you stayed until everyone in line got to have their books signed! Thank you!

So many exhausted thank yous to everyone at the #AucklandWritersFestival @AklWritersFest. After 5 hours of signing they sent me a message, that I had signed for more people than anyone had before. Then I took a deep breath and carried on signing until the end of the line.

Twelve days left to listen. It's about a hour long and is a fairy tale, and a sequel to a fairy tale... bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

When you're on a bus and said vehicle is making a noise skin to standing on the footplate of a steam train and the driver says nothing...its time to get off the bus.

@hexsteph I read that last bit as 'bood mooster' initially.

Guys I'm rediscovering Evanescence. I LOVED Evanescence. Ohhh so many songs about dying and depression. Real mood booster!

Just got a new back fence. The old one is paling by comparison... #mondaypunday #githappens

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@moitoi Beautiful.

#NewProfilePic 💚

Hot Cross Funs...

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No, I don't have a 'spare' cigarette, all mine are preassembled. #wednesdazed #githappens

@deadlightsgirl @neilhimself A Penumbra of Neils.

@sj_sinclair Strength to strength guys, it looks amazing. All the new shinies are more...shiny. #tennolyf

@Brozime Far Cry 5 for sure Brozime. Cheers.

Courtroom exchange of the day.

@neilhimself Happy New Year to you and yours Mr. Gaiman. Here's to another year of wise words for us all.

@sj_sinclair happy birthday Steve, you rock. Keep on keeping on man, Plains is awesome.

@PlayWarframe Freakin awesome! Nice one DE.

@bajopants @ABCTV @Twitch_ANZ Good night, Good Game and Good Luck Bajo. Go get em!

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