insanitas

Some jokes write themselves RT @nytimes Insurance Coverage for Contraception Is Required http://ntyi.ms/nGleBb

There's a stain on my white jeans and I'm already in Westbury. Life is horrible.

Everyone has been so occupied and concerned about how Voldemort has no nose, nobody seems to have noticed he has no eyebrows either...

RT @theeesickestkid: I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

lolzicopter RT @jilliantsu08: I have watched both Legally Blondes today... twice. #confession

just enjoy the party.

RT @complexmag: Dave Chappelle Tells A Single Joke And Gets Booed Off Stage | Complex - http://bit.ly/pJ6ScB #popculture

RT @demetrimartin: Resuscitating raisins by adding grape juice to them.

The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it.

@IlluminAarti uh ohhh haha

strong idea, but im not sure this completely works.... RT @ThaRealMisfit: If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing?

wade in the water #babymakingsong

the sound of your family singing "happy birthday" #babymakingsong

when winnie the pooh gets blackout @3TorchCircus insanitas.com/coming-soon/

Marriage Ref with Tom Papa's big head on at 10 tonite. The point of comedy is never to help anyone. Just make fun.

Ladies? Do u have a 6th sense for when guys stare at ur boobs n butts like us guys do when u all stare at our fungus toes n back hair?

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