Candice Isabel

dami niyong ebas tungkol sa mga criminology students, nako kung nakakabasa lang sila naoffend na mga 'yon sainyo

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum

a fumaça depois que você fala que quer da um tempo de fumar

Quando fazemos a troca de diversão

The result of eating fish that was too fresh.

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

Exactly! Worldwide!

typa shi you get into when you didn’t even plan on going out

Me whenever I find a picture of him on my phone after we broke up

Hell yes

"so there's this guy". 2 weeks later:

vitamin D(ih) deficient

Cómo puede un hombre ver esto y no pensar en comprar un ramo para regalarle a su pasivo???