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can I hurry up and get paid already so I can get my xmas shopping done so I can start buying things for me X

think I'm a mermaid

bodi posi but only a lil bit

PASSED MY THEORY YAY

tryna be positive about life but I'm surrounded by total fuckin mongoles all the time 😩

Two things I'm good at 1. Eating a lot of food 2. Complaining about my weight

the best thing about losing weight is looking down and bein able to see ya fanny

do u ever fall in love with something in your dream then when you wake up you feel heartbroken

I daren't even check my bank balance

my niece is 8 tommoro omg next thing i know she'll b on Twitter tweeting about how all boys r dickheads

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My favourite fine ever vine.co/v/eHHVb9Wmmb3

there should be a translate option for Scottish tweets

why wont girls wont tell u where they got their clothes from like im gonna find it anyway u little bitch just make my quest a bit easier

turning the 'read' sign on on iMessage when ur arguing with someone and want to them to know ur ignoring them

the older I get the more I realise I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

asthma; out of everything to be shit at, I'm shit at breathing

all I want is friends I can sing bohemian rhapsody with

gonna spend all night eating chilli, drinking vodka and stalking pretty girls on Insta then cryin cus im not them