Alex 🦁

Juan Alejandro Hurts the softball player 1️⃣

May the 4th be with you 😮‍💨 #FlyEaglesFly || 📸: @Eagles

“devonta smith you can never leave philadelphia” “is that a compliment or a threat” “yes” #abbottelementary

Braves manager Walt Weiss gets a tackle in the box score tonight

Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my v@gina but okay.

“Now if we did blackface, we would be wrong” America:

It took not a pedophile sex trafficking ring, not a genocide, not millions starving and losing their jobs, BUT a Druski skit to bring our politicians out of hiding. America.

My daughter (she’s 9) said “dad I’m a take you to top golf for your birthday we both never did it before.” I asked “you got enough saved to pay for it” She said “no you’re gonna pay when we go you’re my dad and a grown up.”

she CHEWED him up like men just aren't smart i'm crying😭

Guess I’m getting old cause getting this drunk around me would be yo last time around me

She lowkey saved the world. An architect that’s bad at math is risky asf.

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

He ain’t wanna kick puff while he was down… Meanwhile: Puff when Cassie was down Smh. WHY are there still men who defend this nigga? Like WHAT? This nigga even damn near tryna makin DIDDY sound like the victim. This is EXACTLY my problem with this nigga Cole sometimes man. STAND FOR/ON SOMETHING! Even if its uncomfortable or might hurt a relationship. This Larusell levels of misreading the room.

So he can isolate me from my family and start beating my ass? Fuck no

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

Neurodivergent girls will sabotage their own rest because the quiet at night feels more peaceful than the pressure of the day

High functioning ADHD is weird because you’ll be complimented for your accomplishments, while stressing out over that one phone call that you have to make

Sometimes, what an ADHDer needs is an ADHD bestie with whom to have convos that are unmasked, mildly unhinged, and wildly sincere, complete with seven tangents, three life stories, and one emotional TED Talk. Thanks for coming to mine 😊. XO, Dr. Jen

“Security is pretty tight tonight. I’m told there’s concerns of attacks from both the opera and ballet communities.” Conan O’Brien at the #Oscars