Jimmy Fallon

My mom’s favorite expression is “What do you want me to do, stand on my head and spit nickels?" #MomQuotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your mom has said, and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!

How my weekend is going: @F1, @Max33Verstappen, @Isack_Hadjar, @redbullracing + @FordRacing, and some watches to match! Ready for more @F1 tomorrow.

Off to @F1 Grand Prix Qualifying in Miami

And if they started Wizard of Oz at the right time - this all makes sense. Thank you @NASAArtemis crew!!!

First humans to see the dark side of the moon signed my copy of The Dark Side of the Moon!!!

#Knicks in six!!!

Cinco de Mayo is approaching… Can Kate Hudson take the heat?! 🔥🌶️ #Xochitl

.@diljitdosanjh brought the AURA!

Live from London… (thank you for having me @Sky_SNL! And teaching me about Percy Pigs)

If you guessed tall iced quad-shot warmed half-caf ristretto vanilla sweet cream cold brew - you’d be wrong. It was a cappuccino.

Great to see you @LucianoHuck, love to Brazil! 🇧🇷 PS: You left your coffee in my office! What do you guys think he drinks?

.@NYTGames 👀

Welp. I guess this is a tradition now. #AprilFools

Hmmmm how long have I known @bts_bighit?

@realmarcusking @BlueNoteNYC BTW - no practice - this is us just playing.

Thank you to the great @realmarcusking for letting me crash with a little Marshall Tucker jam. And super thanks as always to Steve, Alex, Mac & Nelima @BlueNoteNYC. And Peter Shapiro.

I've never starred in “Mission: Impossible,” but I have gotten a frantic text from my wife saying, “I need the security code that was sent to your phone within 60 seconds!”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Guinness and Van Morrison.

Sláinte from me and Kermit! 🇮🇪