JJ Bull

I’ve made Scotland a World Cup song

People of Southampton: I am playing the Joiners on May 10th (Sunday) (tomorrow) and there are still plenty tickets. Go get em tiger x

This is fabulous.

find out what The Carrick System is here youtube.com/watch?v=t3J6DD…

The Arteta System

We don’t need a World Cup song, it’s already been made

I cannot stop watching this sketch

JJ Bull: El caos ballable de Very Unofficial Scotland World Cup Song (2026) @jj_bull Gèneres: #indietronica #dancepunk #cançódeldia Gèneres: #indietronica #dancepunk #cançódeld buff.ly/orNjoTt

That British Pork sketch on SNL UK tonight was unbelievable elite level nonsense, absolutely loved it

@StevenMcinerney @theGLC Thanks Steven, love that

@jj_bull @theGLC That's incredible. Congratulations!

I have some exciting news to share with you, planet earth. The international superstar soccer music sensation JJ Bull (me) aka the best to ever do it… is going on tour… with @theGLC Tickets available now. Pls come down the front to see me on first x

@niclasico me too. Used to be a regular FM purchase as well

@jj_bull That long pass for Ajax pops up every so often on my feed, but other than that I had to google where he is playing now!

When's the last time you thought about Hakim Ziyech? Completely forgot he existed

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Bloody brilliant. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️ ⬇️

Yes. Yesssss. Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss

The first touch for Diaz to take that ball down and wrong foot Marquinhos is ridiculous. How the actual F are these lads doing this, it is amazing. I love this game so much

See the kids don’t need football games to be 15 minutes long cos of TikTok brain, they just need to make all the games like PSG v Bayern so it’s actually worth watching. Make it fun. Let them dribble I say

I think Kvaratskhelia skinned me too there

Just me, alone on the sofa, occasionally shaking my head in disgust at how good some of the things these footballers are doing in PSG v Bayern

I love George Fouracres