Jacob Hayes

BREAKING: Sebastian Vettel has announced he will retire from F1 at the end of the 2022 season 4 world titles 53 race wins 122 podiums 1 phenomenal career #ThankYouSeb

A day for the scrapbook 🙌 #MonacoGP #F1

MAX VERSTAPPEN. WORLD CHAMPION!!! A stunning season by an extraordinary talent #HistoryMade #F1 @Max33Verstappen

P3!!! Amazing job from the team. Let’s go for it tomorrow. 👊 Congrats on the pole @LandoNorris!

POLE FOR LANDO NORRIS! 😮👏 #RussianGP #F1

YES GUYS!!! THAT’S A PODIUM!!! Doesn’t matter how it comes, they all count and the team deserves this so much. Get in there @williamsf1!!! 🙌

THIS TIME NEXT WEEK #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

Max extends his championship lead 👀 #StyrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1

The Valley will never be the same. #CobraKai #Season4 #Netflix

Now the real pain begins. #CobraKai #Season4 #Netflix

That's a third time on the third step of the podium for this man, @LandoNorris. 👏 #MonacoGP 🇲🇨

It’s a magnificent 7️⃣th win for @LewisHamilton at Silverstone 👏👏👏 What an incredible finish! Max Verstappen takes second with Charles Leclerc in third! #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

He's back! #F1 @alo_oficial

Okay I unironically liked the Eurovision movie

RIP Ian Holm, Farewell Bilbo.

Challenge accepted! 2K RTs and I will release a Lesion Training Video. It’ll sting a lot.

i just hope this makes one of your night’s a tiny bit better ok

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Needs to be separate queues for regular drinks and cocktails at a bar. I just want a bottle of cider and instead I've gotta wait for 3 cunts who've ordered elaborate cocktails where the bartender needs to squeeze kiwi juice into the glass with her minge lips. Fuck off