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James T Carter

@JamesTCarterII

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James T Carter
James T Carter@JamesTCarterII·
I think most people have a bespoke Horseshoe Theory in their mind, that their *exact* politics is the “rational center” of, and it’s how you can get people saying socialists want to block all new housing construction, or saying Chapo Trap House is cheering on Russian imperialism
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A. Marmot 🌱Underground🌱
pro-tip for corrupt politicians, if a legal representative tries to serve you with a lawsuit, simply say "no thanks" politely but firmly
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trout mask (original)
trout mask (original)@BranPuffin·
Good morning. Everyone can clock out early today, it’s cool I checked
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Piper French
Piper French@PiperSFrench·
everyone is talking about zohran's homage to the infamous eric adams contraband video, no one is talking about how he seems to have also recreated the classic "hillary clinton shocked by standard NYC apartment" photo
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Miss Gender
Miss Gender@girldrawsghosts·
While its most important to praise Druski for his comedic improv abilities and character work, i don’t think he gets enough credit for his incredible skill at setting a piece of cheese under a box propped up with a stick
Secular Talk ([email protected])@KyleKulinski

Lmao

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˗ˏˋ pj ˎˊ˗
˗ˏˋ pj ˎˊ˗@mwahhpjj·
your sex life gets infinitely better when you not only stop faking orgasms, but tell men *in the moment* when what they're doing isn't working for you. do it kindly, offer up an alternative, or show them what you like in a sexy manner.
Boy Fantasy@byboyfantasy

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
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scary lawyerguy
scary lawyerguy@scarylawyerguy·
Remember the rules, folks: If you took out student loans you assumed the risk and must pay them back, but if you are a farmer in need of a bailout because your dopey President started a tariff war *and* a shooting war, all you need to do is ask and he'll make you whole.
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Yiran 🚆
Yiran 🚆@kroketrendang·
Groups that have high similarity but are really insecure about it: - Jews and Arabs - Indians and Pakistanis - Moroccans and Algerians - British and Irish - Koreans and Japanese - Greeks and Turks - Thai and Laotians - Vietnamese and Cambodians - Indonesians and Malaysians
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foxy ☭🔻🏳️‍⚧️
not a single part of the statement says climate change anymore, it's a good thing we are being ruled by people who are going to kill all of us in several decades and that we have forever passivity
NASA Earth@NASAEarth

For the second consecutive year, winter sea ice in the Arctic reached a level that matches the lowest peak observed since satellite monitoring began in 1979. On March 15, Arctic sea ice extent reached 5.52 million square miles, @NASA and @NSIDC report. go.nasa.gov/4lTiO2x

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James T Carter@JamesTCarterII·
As a Grand Champion Critical Thinker, I know that if you enjoy engaging in a sexual activity that gives me an ick reaction it’s only because you were conditioned to enjoy it
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half empty girl@meowingabyss·
@JamesTCarterII I could definitely get clothes that are comfortable and look nice but not without a lot of extra money!!
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half empty girl@meowingabyss·
I think anyone who complains that people wear too much athleisure these days should be legally required to give me $100 each to buy new clothes that fit post babies
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TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸
TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸@Transgen_Deer·
Eating it from the back crazy style is abusive
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wayne
wayne@citrushemlock·
radfems are recreating omegaverse from first principles, where men have some kind of perfect yaoihole designed specifically for gay sex, while women are Pure and can't fuck
aurea@aureainjail

this anal sex discourse rly shows how androcentric people are. people are saying that all anal sex is dangerous with proper procedue (which is true) but they are ignoring a core part of that danger: women's anatomy. women have weaker, thinner sphincters than men and +

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Geoff Wilt
Geoff Wilt@geoffwilt·
there was a time when you’d see something like this and think “oh damn federal government is gonna shut them down” but now you see this and think “oh damn federal government will give them billions more in subsidies and legal immunity from being sued for the deaths they caused.”
Laura Miers@LauraMiers

An Amazon data center in Oregon went online in 2011. It has since poisoned “the deepest reaches of the local aquifer,” & is causing cancer/rare diseases. “He noticed a rise in bizarre medical conditions among the county’s 45,000 residents, linked to toxins in the local water.”

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