Mun- Yao

Forgive and forget kwani niko na Amnesia.

Ilikuwa ukiweka huruma kidogo inakurudisha ushagoo

Have just come for an oil change wdym my common baconator tarbonater percolater needs to be replaced mkora wewe

Swali ni Bado tutapenya lini man

Man, Be careful who you call your girlfriend. Some come to build with you, others come to destroy you. Choose wisely.

Orders from above have cancelled the Tuko Kadi concert that was to happen this Sunday at Uhuru Park.

My intentions are pure lakini kitanda lazima nikupandishe 😂😂

whole time i’m hustling to disappear

Ukitoa Swalo alafu uone nyuma kumbe crushie alikua anakuona

Me setting disappearing messages after she greys my text

Uzuri ya Samsung s24 unazoom tu Ng'ombe yako ushagoo ukiwa Kasarani ama mrembo wako Wa home ndio asicheat

You always think you know reggae music until you go for a reggae night, watu wanaimba word for word wewe unaingia shazam.

Women need to tell us why it is men like this they end up getting tired of while deeply attached to the men who beat them and don't give them attention

Idk how to flirt but I can ragebait you

When you're about to nut while she's riding.

"You ready?...are you ready?... alright, I go by the name of Jahmby Koikai alongside selector technix..."