Jamie Nelson

CAMPAIGN PROMISE NUMBER ONE We combine North and south Dakota and west Virginia and Virginia and the rest of the states to make one super state

@hy_hawk The best gang 💪🏳️‍🌈

my only good pics are taken in the car #LGBTQgang

So excited for #iceageimpeachmentinquiry

@Locally_Farmed Lmao sorry ;)

@jamie4president i’m slightly offended

does anyone know how to play minesweeper? i need more things to do instead of my homework

See this is vice president material 🙌 Uber Holiday

Probably my best policy 😤: trans people can use the restroom that they identify with and any comments about them being in the wrong bathroom is punishable by death

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Super-state of America and to the dictatorship for which it stands, one nation, under Canada, individual with liberty and Justice for super-state

Official United Super-state of America religion: breathatarian, believes that all you need to survive is air. Not food or water

@elonmusk as the one and only 2040 presidential candidate, I would like to endorse the #cybertruck (can I have one?)

@Uber DEAD: A rented hearse Uber VIBE: they check your vibe with your car Uber GEN-Z: they hit you with a car Uber YEET: Fire you out of a cannon to your destination Uber HITS: hire an Uber driver for someone else whom they run over upon visual confirmation Uber FAST: they speed

Expansion on my @Uber suggestions Uber RED: A hired driver for people criminally aligned Uber BLACK: Top level executive transport Uber ED/Uber BUS: they are just buses Uber ME: Uber prints you a fake driver license that u can use Uber AIR: A plane to take u where u need

@Uber I have a suggestion for your company Have different levels that your driver's can train for and acheive FOR EXAMPLE: Uber BLUE: drivers are certified to transport criminals if the police are too busy Uber MED: driver can respond to 911 calls and transport people to hospital

@BabyYodaBaby will you be my vice?