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Bsc in Criminology only to be Selling Sneakers? Lmao

A random Saudi Arabia football match between Al Nassr and Al Hilal is averaging more views than the El Classico. More people tuned in online like it’s the FIFA World Cup final. All because of one man. Cristiano Ronaldo.

You fit dey laugh when dem dey show papa ajasco on Sunday by 8pm, your mama go just respond with “so 185 in JAMB can understand jokes?” E go be like dem pour you ice block. 😭😭😭😭

Copy from one paper = Plagiarism Copy from several papers = Literature review 🤣🤣🤣

me : halfway through wax session client : please stop, I’m no more doing me : ma, we’re almost done client: aunty I say stop nau, shey obo yin ni 😭😭😭

Fashola is overrated. That's how you guys hyped him until Buhari gave him 3 ministries at once. Baba failed in all. Shift abeg.

“He’s already rich, he doesn’t need Nigeria money” weyrey enter first tear new plane and Yacht like kid wey them starve for small.

"Al Nassr robbed Al Hilal" "Ronaldo scores only penalties" "Na Mane dey carry Ronaldo" "João Felix is Al Nassr's best player" "Saudi pro league is corrupt" Na wetin I wan hear today be this. 😂

them hold person 86M for bank since two weeks baba dey complain and para at the same time, them say make him speak English nah once e tear customer care slap 😭😭

Desire Doue at 20 has more Ligue 1 titles than Messi at 39

Remember when West Ham fans ran David Moyes out of their club when he was finishing top half and won them their only silverware in forever because they wanted to play the West Ham way The West Ham way is failure

Be like Tottenham dy think say relegation na something wey you go just go come back😂😂

Player of the season - Dembele with only 10 goals / 6 assists Mason Greenwood - 16 goals / 6 assist but no award Jokers 😂

a man's hand placement during the doggy position matters so much

Condoms sucks.. Just get 1 girl and fuck raw forever💀

Planned threesomes are awkward at first like uh so we are all gathered here today

When Peter Obi was governor, he didn’t put any of his family member in office. Nothing like governor’s wife office. 😂 These guys know he’s coming to reset everything to normal…na why tears Dey flood everywhere.

As a reasonable person, hearing that Tinubu and his allies pushed to remove forgery as grounds for election disqualification should be enough reason to vote against him and the APC. But you don’t have sense

Abuja girls, if una like dress naked or leave that breast dangling without bra, economy is dealing with guys. Na who chop well dey think about woman.

Studs be getting fucked by niggas all the time on the low.