Johnnie Roll

When You Finally Find Someone That’s As Autistic As You

Remembering Kobe Bryant and his beautiful daughter.

Stop overperforming at work. Act your wage. Your boss doesn't care about you. Save your energy for your personal life.

God is killing 3 big demons in your life today - Debt - Disease - Anxiety Type, "Amen."

Every fucking time.

these are the people we want in acting industry btw

Yesterday, I saw a man of another race hit a Black woman’s car and try to speed off. I threw my car in sports mode so fast and got that tag number 😭 Went back, gave her the info, and checked on her. She smiled and said “we gotta stick together out chea.” I said FACTS.

White people claim “freedom of speech” to justify saying "nigger," but when a Black person says, “I’ll kill you," all of a sudden there’s an issue.

@WhiteHouse @VP @POTUS You sent a violent mob to beat the police officers protecting the Capitol on January 6th and then you pardoned every single one of them, while simultaneously calling the police officers “crisis actors.” Shut the fuck and sit the fuck down. You don’t back the blue. You use them.

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.

the fact that bro glanced at her titties before looking at her is frying me dawg

Brionna Pratt, a determined Black woman, passed the bar exam on her fifth attempt after investing over $25,000 in prep courses,tutoring, travel, & exam fees. She fought through every setback, and when she finally saw that passing score… the tears said it all. Never stop trying👏🏿

The fastest way to change your life is to make the easy choice impossible and the right choice inevitable. Burn the boats.

I didn't find this shit funny, not one bit. Cause there are actually women out here who actually victims of domestic violence who ppl fail to believe because of bItch3s like this. 🤬

> be Henry Cavill > born on a tiny British island no one can find on a map > bullied at boarding school. they call you "Fat Cavill" > lose 21 lbs for your first film role at 17 > miss Batman. Christian Bale gets it > miss Bond. Daniel Craig gets it > miss Superman. Brandon Routh gets it > they call you the unluckiest man in Hollywood > Zack Snyder calls. you're playing World of Warcraft > miss the call > call back immediately. say you were "saving a life" > become the first non-American Superman in history > bench press the entire DC universe > Netflix offers you The Witcher. you read all the books first > they take both roles away anyway Happy 43rd birthday to the most over-qualified man in Hollywood

Melania Trump is having some difficulty reading

Houston, TX. Make them famous.

After 27 years of age, as a man, I’ve finally discovered the cure to depression and it’s just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

You say Jesus was crucified for you, but forget that your ancestors were hanged, burned alive, buried alive by people who preached the gospel of Jesus.

It's actually very sad that no arrests were made from the epstein files and the witnesses keep disappearing one by one