NOT A METH LAB

@alyankovic loved the show tonight! Thanks for coming!

@weatherdan You’re the first one I go to when I get watch. Happy birthday!

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Person of sighs

@fiddledbits Oh my

@jenlaw_11 maybe you only don't look mean in a mirror.

@CornOnTheGoblin It’s been 1 day.

@jenlaw_11 you're too late

(seven nation army voice) im gonna scratch my balls

@KevCantHang oh right right

@jenlaw_11 We talkin bout oil money!

Trying to attract Saudi private equity interest in my beer league softball team

@Drangula It’s all coming together

Maybe this is fake and I don't have to leave the planet.

@Drangula How do I downvote here

So if you live in a country with a king, and you're old, you're a senior subject.

@sug_knight idk. But it’s terminal

What would u diagnose her wi th

@weinerdog4life I’ve been saying this

They should make a beef jerky for women

@CornOnTheGoblin (eminem lose yourself voice) nodding

(eminem lose yourself voice) his balls are heavy

@KevCantHang Blocked

In the gym earlier than you listening to the Challengers soundtrack earlier than you

@chapel3929 That’s fair

@jenlaw_11 Everyone skeedaddled over to blue sky on account of the fascism

@Snow_Blacck DDoobt

Can anybody SPELL the sound this makes?? 😭😭

Me after the song I chose ends: wow I thought that would never end

@SaddestTiger @davedittell Dang missed it again

follow friday dave dittell @davedittell

comedy is dead but coincidentally that’s the best time for comedy

I hate that it came out exactly the way we thought