Jeremy Clarkson
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
I am a still small voice of calm and reason.








OXFORDSHIRE SEWAGE SHOCK You pay the bill. @thameswater dumps the sewage. That, apparently, is the premium service. South Moreton has been named the company’s worst offender, with 287 illegal spills between 2021 and 2025. The River Pang came out even worse overall, hit by 383 illegal spills. So while customers get lectures about investment and resilience, local brooks get turned into a living experiment in what happens when failure is fully corporatised. Residents say wildlife has vanished, reeds are coated in sewage fungus, and the water only looks clean if you enjoy being lied to by your own eyes. Fish gone. Otters gone. Trust gone long ago. Thames Water says upgrades are on the way, which is corporate dialect for please keep paying until sometime between now and the collapse of civilisation. Private monopoly takes public money, wrecks the environment, then unveils a heroic recovery plan for problems it created itself. Absolute nonsense. Source: BBC News, Mar 24, 2026 –


































