Gerard

Hahahahaha 😂

"I'm really good in bed" -Ice cream

Alright. I tracked down a FIRST EDITION so we can finally put this Berenstein/Berenstain debate to REST. PROOF:

Eagles always look like they just got a call from school to tell them their kid cheated on a test.

How can you not love cool ranch? Like seriously, if you like nacho cheese you ain't right.

Nothing displeases me more than when a friend gets into a serious plane crash after I’ve specifically told them to have a safe flight.

COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there? ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down? COP: I'm listening

Kylie Jenner is 18, Worth $9,935,681 and she'll never have to work a day in her life... Ugh...I wish MY older sister was a giant whore...

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2 Fast 2 Furious.