Jerry

You know how fast you gotta be to catch a squirrel????

CHER- BELIEVE Happy 80th Birthday to a Queen, Cher.

We did it, together.

I dreamt that Arsenal lost this Carabao cup and won the league and Champions league.

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

❤️🤍 OFFICIAL: ARSENAL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/26! Historical achievement for Mikel Arteta and his team after 22 YEARS. 🏆✨

Retweet to annoy our enemies 😂

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

The greatest live performance in human history. 1995.

My workmate said he got DNA test kit because he had suspected something strange at home, he went on to encourage his whole family to try out a test. He said everyone laughed and agreed but someone looked uncomfortable.

“Honey, Seyi is downstairs. He came to see you” Chief Priest:

It’s going to be super funny when Man United finish above them

To all the boys who hold the future in their palms, here is to you. We see you and we will always hold your hands to support you and guide you to the light 🍷 Happy International Day of the Boy Child.

A woman was kidnapped, and one particular man among the kidnappers was the only one who constantly raped her. After the ransom was finally paid, she was released. One day, she went to the bank and saw a man whose body structure looked familiar. Even though all the kidnappers had worn masks, she recognized him from his physique. She immediately alerted the security personnel and explained that the man she had seen at the bank was one of the kidnappers who raped her. The security officer asked if she was certain, and she confidently said yes. She also claimed that the man had a tattoo on his private part and suggested they confirm it. The security officers approached the man, took him into a room, and confirmed that he indeed had the tattoo. After much torture and questioning, he finally confessed to the crime. The woman then called her husband to come over, only for the husband to scream in shock and reveal that the man was his tailor. Most kidnappings are often connected to someone close to the victim. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Alex Onyia started a successful Maths Olympiad in SE Nigeria. 11,500 young children participated in the Maiden Event in 2026. Once he announced that he’s targeting 120,000 kids in 2027 Instead of the Tinubu govt to reach out to him to Upscale This Initiative into other regions. the Minister for Education Tunji Alausa mysteriously announced a Law that Passing Maths is no Longer Required to Enter Uni in Nigeria. 🤣🤣🤣

Both are in the same danger/risk as the average Nigerian. You could drink none of those, make police still kpai you for nothing.

Redbull: You are hired😂💀 Even Ai can't recreate this video

I like the ending of Ugo marital story. 💃 He signed a prenup before the marriage. He knew who he was marrying. She and her family lied against him using domestic violence, he won and she got deported. He divorced and she didn’t go with a penny. Their child is with him. Her car was recovered and he bought himself a nice ride later. The person she cheated with, she can’t even see him as she wants. School, she can’t attend. She lost big time. All the divorce glows are signs of Mascara and makeup. This guy ate and left no crumbs 🙌

But "all men are rapist" because one bastard raped

If a Wife cheats & she asks her Husband to forgive her and he does- she will not only continue cheating but she will also resent the Man for forgiving her & disrespect him in extreme ways until he gets the ultimate message- she checked out of the marriage way before she cheated.