JovicDev

A MAN!!!!! will find another you 30 times before you find another him. 🗣️💯

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform

vinegar is finished, and they’re accusing me of drinking it😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

Exam room unajieka your favoured leftback position alafu invigilator anakuinvert into midfield knowing very well you dont have the technique to receive in between the lines.

Men who step up are very important to society They try to correct the wrongs done by deadbeats Children need fathers

Clean money will kill us one day.

you listen to njerae and realize your girl just loves complaining

What’s the best way to create over 20 TikTok and Instagram accounts without getting banned?

Been going thru these Disney princess movies wit my daughter and I see why these chicks mentally fucked up:

Every woman dating a struggling man has an unspoken timeframe for when she expects his story to change. Once that timeline expires, the humble and understanding girlfriend voices out or starts emotionally checking out.

Gaddamit bonge la investigative sinema 👀🔥

Eei😂

for me it's: 1) claude code + claude frontend design plugin 2) /design-iterate command that tells the agent to iterate on the design with subagents who are reviewing the design work and give 1-10 feedback 3) it loops itself until the design is much better

Kumbe dem tajiri kwa hii app ni ule wa bangi pekee. Nae huezi mpata kwa sex scandals juu anakaa mganga

Gentlemen, lay this with Asad Lattafa Bourbon. When you get laid, don't mention it, just wear a smile. Sitawafunza kila kitu.

Any consistent responsibility will expose an unstable relationship. A leaky roof can fool the sunshine, but not the rain

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

Her boyfriend just met her dad for the first time. Now they're both drunk, smoking together, and deep in a life conversation. 😭😂😂