Jesse Watters

🚨 NEW: RETIRED GENERAL KEITH KELLOG SAYS TRUMP MUST "DECAPITATE" IRAN... WOAH💣 "DECAPITATION MUST continue... TAKE IRAN'S ISLANDS, give POTUS LEVERAGE" "I'm not negotiating with these guys... we're gonna DICTATE the terms of the WAR" 🔥

🚨 JUST IN: Kamala's juggling a communist alliance — and it's getting messy 🚨 She thinks she can UNITE the far-left with establishment Dems... GET YOUR POPCORN OUT 🍿🍿🍿 Blaming consultants and stealing ideas isn't a vision. No tax on tips? SOUNDS FAMILIAR! SHE'S TOAST 🍞

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP IS READY FOR "ALL-OUT WAR" WITH IRAN 🚨 POTUS has just been BRIEFED on the WAR-PLANS and NOW ISRAEL is on HIGH-ALERT 💣 Trump just confirmed that PICKAXE MOUNTAIN is on his HIT-LIST... WOW! 🔥🔥

🚨 MUST WATCH: SHE'S HERE, SHE'S QUEER, I HOPE SHE NEVER DISAPPEARS. MEET ASHLEY: THE TRANS SONGWRITER RUNNING TO REPLACE GRAHAM PLATNER 🚨

🚨 BREAKING: NANCY PELOSI'S HUSBAND WAS JUST CHARGED FOR A HIT & RUN 🚨

🚨 JUST IN: IRAN JUST FIRED BALLISTIC MISSILES AT A U.S. BASE IN SAUDI ARABIA 🚨 Trump is about to UNLEASH HELL on THEM.

🚨 NEW: DEMOCRATS JUST FOUND A REPLACEMENT FOR GRAHAM PLATNER: ASHLEY, THE TRANS SONG-WRITING NOVELIST🤣 Ashley says she's YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE... and she's ready to "PORK BELLY" those BILLS! 🔥 The Bench in Maine is STACKED: A Climate Loving Door-Dasher, A Theater Girl, and a DUDE who BREWS "Environmentally-Friend" Beer 🤣 This is INSANE.

🚨 NYC is MELTING! 🔥🥵 Johnny hit the streets to ask New Yorkers how they’re surviving the heat… 💨 “I TAKE OFF my clothes and let the WIND cool me off!” 🧊 “I think we’re heading into the next ICE AGE!” 📚 “I fight CLIMATE CHANGE by READING BOOKS.” 🌎😎 “The Earth is DOOMED… so I’m UNEMPLOYED enjoying the SUN.” Which answer was the CRAZIEST? 👀

🔥AGAIN? CANADA JUST HIT US WITH A SMOKE BOMB... AND IT'S GETTING NASTY 🚨

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP JUST ORDERED NEW STRIKES TO OBLITERATE IRAN'S COASTLINE... WOW! 🚨 Power CUT! Bridges SNAPPED in HALF... IT'S A "FIREBALL" 🔥

🚨 TIM WALZ DEFENDS PARDONING A RAPIST... TO KEEP HIM IN THIS COUNTRY 🚨 Three YEARS of abuse, yet SILENCE from Democrats 😡 Kamala Harris CHOSE this guy!

🚨 WAIT WHAT?!? MAMDANI THREW A PARTY FOR INMATES AT RIKERS... A SOCCER PARTY! 🚨 THE COMMUNIST showed up with CHICKEN PARM and SALMON 🍽️ Politicians usually KISS BABIES... this one KISSES CRIMINALS 🤣 This is STEP ONE of the Revolution. Next? EMPTY THE PRISONS.

🚨 MUST WATCH: WILD BLUE ANGEL BEACH FLYOVER 💥✈️

🚨 STRATEGY SHIFT IN THE STRAIT 🚨 INTENSE AIR CAMPAIGNS are underway to SQUEEEEEZE the GAY AYATOLLAH 🔥💥 Does the U.S. have the STOMACH for a GROUND INVASION?

🚨 WOW: KAREN BASS REALLY WANTS THE METH HEAD VOTE 🏕️🔌 "They need to stay awake!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 SOCIALISTS ARE PUSHING TO ABOLISH THE SENATE AND DEFUND EVERYTHING 🚨 No Air Force, no Navy, no Marines… and NO POLICE?! 🤯 THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR VOTE, YOUR GRILL AND YOUR DOCTOR!

🚨 BREAKING: HEAVY AIRSTRIKES AND BLOCKADES HIT HARD 🚨 It's like being in a headlock, punched, and robbed at once! Railways destroyed, trade routes cut—total land and naval blockade. Trump’s committed, says "I don't care about the midterms"—this is about LEGACY and SECURITY! 🔥

🚨 BREAKING: PAUL PELOSI IN TROUBLE AGAIN AFTER A HIT-AND-RUN IN NAPA 🚗💥 Witnesses say Nancy's Husband SMASHED A TESLA, then DROVE OFF in a Maserati... 🤔

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP JUST WENT INSIDE THE SITUATION ROOM AND WAS BRIEFED ON NEW STRIKES AGAINST IRAN... UH OH! 🚨 Kharg Island... Pickaxe Mountain... ALL ON THE TABLE 🔥

🚨 MUST LISTEN: DAN BONGINO JUST DISMANTLED COMMUNISM IN JUST A FEW SENTENCES 🚨 @DBongino: "I used to clean the toilet bowls, and that was the CLEANEST freaking toilet bowl you ever seen" "You know why? Because it was WORK and I was FREAKING proud of it... hard work, education, DIRT under your fingernails will get you AHEAD" 🔥