Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior

Happy your ancestors were pieces of shit Day.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

has there ever been a good movie in history that started out mocking fans before it came out?

hell hath no fury like a childless white woman

You need to be meth-MAXXING

I’m tired, boss

AOC is literally in shambles right now

Faith it til you make it

@DonnaLouise1212 x.com/wallstreetmav/…

This feral, backward deranged import slashed a 16 month old baby in Dublin with a broken can. The baby sustained head injuries. How much more of this are we supposed to take? Mass deportations now!

@CohenSite Fentanyl

I’m in DTLA for the next two hours with no plans. What should I do?

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Eleven-han Omar is retaded

@Twolfrecovery @katieporterca @MattMahanHQ If you include sex and drug trafficking she might be right

During the debate last week Katie Porter said: "The majority of homeless people in California are actually working." That's false. Roughly 87–92% of California's homeless are not working in formal employment. @katieporterca might want to cite her data, or retract.

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different starbucks

The moment when being a pro-transing-kids politician finally comes in handy for your oral fetish

When Apple asks if I want it to make me a strong password

@BenStiller Just pretend it’s Ukraine

Stop the escalation. End the war now. No one wants this.

@Aella_Girl Babe, if your family was Islamic they would have thrown you off of a roof top ages ago. Keep your trauma in perspective.

at my mom's funeral, we only had time for a few people to get up to speak. One of them declined standing at the podium and instead stood directly in front of me (and my sisters, who are not religious). She then, into the mic, beseeched us to come to Christ, how mom would have wanted this, etc. Then the next person who came up also declined the podium, stood in front of us, holding the mic, and talked about how the only thing she loved more than her girls was jesus and she of course only wants one thing for us. Then we were out of time, and the pastor went up, and he closed by looking at us was like "If your mom could come back she'd be trying to tell you that it's all real." fuck christianity man. It's a mind parasite that destroys actual connection and grief between people and replaces it with the taxidermied corpse of an ancient cult leader

I’ve risen, bitches

@EmmanuelAcho You’re the dweeb trying to play god Fing loser

Jaden Ivey has to understand freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequence. Also, you serve God. You’re not God. As the son of a pastor this topic means a lot to me and I’m praying for Jaden Ivey’s mental health. My full thoughts:

Having ad-supported Peacock is the white equivalent of smoke alarm beeping