Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon
@jimmyfallon
astrophysicist
New York, New York Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Father's Day is coming up - do you have your gift yet? 👀 Your Baby's First Word Will Be DADA is available to order here: bit.ly/yourbabysfirst… #FallonBookClub
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I was out to dinner with my dad and the waiter asked if he wanted still or sparkling, and my dad said, “I don’t drink water.” #DadQuotes
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It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your dad has said, and tag it with #DadQuotes. Could be on the show!
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Jimmy talks reuniting with @JimmyKimmel, @SethMeyers & @IamJohnOliver to celebrate @StephenAtHome and @colbertlateshow!
Watch the full @StrikeForceFive podcast ⬇️
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I remember rehearsing for this bit on the sidewalk outside of the Tonight Show with @billyjoel and his band. I asked him, “Should we just do The Lion Sleeps Tonight?” There were two other songs. He said, “Well let’s just try it now with my band.” And that turned into three doo-wop songs on an NYC street corner. And THAT turned into this bit. Happy birthday to the one and only.
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Only five days ’til Mother’s Day - do you have your gift yet? 👀 EVERYTHING IS MAMA is available wherever you get books or here: bit.ly/everythingisma… #FallonBookClub

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My mom only texts using the “talk-to-text” feature and sometimes keeps talking without pressing send, so I occasionally get texts like “You need to defrost it for 45 minutes god leave me alone!” #MomQuotes
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My mom’s favorite expression is “What do you want me to do, stand on my head and spit nickels?" #MomQuotes
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It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your mom has said, and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!
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