Joey Raia

@dougboneparth wtf, Pluto not even a planet anymore.

Trump to put the following tariffs in place: Mercury - 15% Venus - 15% Earth - 20% Mars - 20% Jupiter - 25% Saturn - 25% Uranus - 30% Neptune - 30% Pluto - 50%

@dougboneparth the half-life for kid's happiness is < 10 min.

If your kids are happy and they tell you they love you, you’ve already won.

Gotta hand it to him this is a generationally insane way to start a statement about anything

@xlPSRlx @clownworld @grok Res Dogs

@clownworld @grok explain this.

@dougboneparth being tarrified officially gets you a Zoloft script now.

Time to liberate these gains from my portfolio.

I should have waited for the liberation day dip.

@dougboneparth next: Tiësto

Haters will say it’s AI generated.

@dougboneparth tequila and coffee both directly impacted by tariffs…now it’s personal.

What if this tariff business is meant to bring asset prices down so that people with money can buy them at a discount before they get bid back up?

@elonmusk youtu.be/U0tpjs8zflQ?si…

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency. Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know! We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣

@50cent x.com/TimLarew/statu…

@CAgovernor @GavinNewsom There isn’t a more dimwitted bunch than the “gun safety” groups who actively strive to make places safer for criminals to commit crimes…I bet these idiots think the criminals will follow the new law and not bring there guns to “sensitive locations”. Lolllll.

This ruling will allow our common-sense gun laws to remain in place while we appeal the district court’s dangerous ruling. Californians overwhelmingly support efforts to ensure that places like hospitals, libraries and children’s playgrounds remain safe and free from guns.

at least once a week I thank god for not letting me get into modular synths.

@alextumay easy

I believe the going rate for that mic alone rn is like 18-20k

@nytimes nice try @nytimes

A conspiracy-filled rant by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the Covid-19 virus was engineered to spare Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese people has stirred accusations of antisemitism and racism in the Democratic candidate’s long-shot run for president. nyti.ms/46TKTir

All this money and weapons to Ukraine when we have a @Sriracha_FG shortage here at home.

@elonmusk @MSNBC a healthy person is considered a poor earner to pharma and our current healthcare racket.

@MSNBC MSNBC thinks you’re a nazi if you work out lmaooo

The far right’s obsession with fitness is going digital msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-…

overheard convo on NYC street: “yo, they were using a ps2 controller … couldn’t they get the 5? … that controller 20 years old.” 😂 😂 😂

@DamienNeva 🇮🇹 MILAN 🇮🇹