joeykern

America is so great again!

@djp1016 That’s a bingo.

@joeykern im watching the doc American Movie and Michael, one of the subjects, reminds me SO much of Shirts from Sasquatch Gang. Any chance that was an inspiration?

Dear @JoeyVotto, Thank you. Thank you for inspiring an entire generation of Reds fans like me. You have no idea how integral you were to my childhood. You are the model Cincinnati Red. And you will always be my hero. We love you. #Reds

Cabin Fever (2002), directed by Eli Roth, written by Eli Roth & Randy Pearlstein, screens in 35mm this Saturday, October 14th, at midnight! Tickets: buff.ly/3LpAsK2

Someday we will all look back on this time and say, “Hey. Remember when Taylor Swift dated that football guy?”

@AdamSchefter Can Spencer Steer throw a football? @Reds

With Will Grier going to New England, the Bengals now don’t have a QB2 on their roster if Joe Burrow can’t play on Monday night vs. the Rams.

@pauldehnerjr The offense looks very rusty to start. The NFL should consider having a few like warm up games before the regular season. Like maybe a pre season.

Bengals offense looking like a group that could have used a few more weeks of camp reps together.

@Nati_Sports I would argue that Stephenson does the opposite of framing the ball and actually pushes it out of the zone. Especially on balls on the lower side. His glove hits the dirt on most breaking pitches. Never gonna get a strike call line that.

The umpire last night, Junior Valentine, is among one of the most accurate callers in the game this year, according to Umpire Auditor. He had the worst game of his calling career, and conveniently provided the other team a whopping 2.12 runs. It's interesting.

@jodyavirgan @Hyperobject_Ind @parabasis @murraysd_ I think you mean Old Philo T Farnsworth.

George Santos is really starting to look like a Republican Presidential nominee. #GeorgeSantosArrested

What a comeback by The ChiRefs!

Hello Twitter, I am a junior in high school and I am apart of a group called “X out cancer” and we are trying to raise money to take down cancer! Here is the link to donate: events.lls.org/soh/svoycincy2… anything helps and is much appreciated!

@RepMarkAlford @PatrickMahomes @tkelce @Chiefs Thank you so much for making remarks just as bad (if not worse) as the mayor of Cincinnati’s!

Congratulations to MY Kansas City Chiefs! Thank you @PatrickMahomes, @tkelce, and Joseph Ossai for their efforts last night. #ChiefsKingdom to the Super Bowl!

@gabejamckinley @JamesPalmerTV I’m not buying the injury. It’s a long con set up in the Jags game.

@joeykern @JamesPalmerTV He has been reduced to my athleticism, Joey. Think about that. Poor sonofabitch.

Analyze away twitter! Patrick Mahomes is practicing today. We got to see him stretch. Full zoom on the iPhone

@gabejamckinley @JamesPalmerTV Full epidural.

@JamesPalmerTV He looks like he’s nursing a bum ankle.

@MichaelDavSmith Using the same rational that they decided to (possibly) flip a coin for the Ravens game, you are correct. It’s should be a coin flip but not a neutral site.

There's really no reason at all that Bengals-Bills should be played at Buffalo, as opposed to being determined by a coin flip or on a neutral field. The NFL just decided to change its rules for home field in both the wild card and championship rounds, but not the divisional round

@Ben_Baby No coin flip?

The Bengals will play the Bills at 3 p.m. ET next Sunday on CBS.

@vidiots @timskousen Sasquatch sighting!