🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢

Hi! My new book, Everything Is Tuberculosis, comes out March 18th. I'm signing 100,000 copies of it. You can preorder your signed copy today at everythingistb.com or wherever books are sold.

@1099Levant @postdataest no votes are in from the blue counties, especially Marion, which is the largest county in the state. It will (based on the numbers so far) be tighter than 2020. But still not close.

@postdataest @johngreen It’s actually almost 20% now. Actual real votes of 20% of the population is about 100x more accurate that any random poll sampling of 1200 people.

@bibliophile81 oh yeah there was no part of me that thought Harris could win IN; it's just whether her performance in the suburbs of Indiana reflects potential performance in other suburbs.

@darthbecca2 It won't be close here; it's just that Kamala is outperforming Biden in 2020 (who won the general election even as he lost Indiana).

@manlyartichokes oh yeah yeah its not the Trump will won't win Indiana. It's that he might win it by less than he did in 2020, which has implications for Harris's national prospects.

@itsdanielarthur I'm busy googling 2020 demographic shifts in rural Indiana counties but will turn on the TV once I get out of this rabbithole. :)

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@hankgreen This is the only good use of Twitter Premium.

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@maelgepo2001 proud of you!

@johngreen Thanks to nerdfighteria's support and reassurances, I've gotten out to the polls and voted! 😁✨🎉 Every polling workers was as supportive and kind as everyone said they would be. Happy and proud to not have the regret of not voting I had in 2020. Thanks yall :)

@maelgepo2001 You've got this. The polling workers will be extremely supportive. They're there to make sure your vote is counted. Let me know when you get to the polls!

@johngreen Hi John! I'm a first time voter that missed voting as a college kid in 2020 for the same reason you described. My anxiety is telling me everything is going to go wrong at the voting location and I won't understand how the process works. Do you have any advice you could give?

@Kycola You can do this! Let me know how it goes.

@johngreen I just moved last week and am also kind of between places so I definitely relate to struggling to get organized and finding the energy to get it done. But I have a plan and I promise to vote today! 🫡

@jamesjbell We got this JJB!

@Michael11976627 Appreciate you.

@johngreen that’s how old i am i won’t let you down john green

@fearlys1997 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 have so much fun!!

It’s been such a long time coming!!! I missed my original tour date because I had to have surgery to remove a brain tumor in May 2023…so I truly can’t believe I’m actually here 😭😭😭 #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

@paytmitch yw

“i got floor tickets to the eras tour” ok well i got whatever this is

Why not get a bunch of Christmas shopping done RIGHT NOW?! Every Good.Store order gets a free mini-puzzle (while supplies last) and shipping is free on any order over $59! And, as always, 100% of profit is donated to charity!

I wrote about @johngreen for @nytimes nytimes.com/2024/10/30/sci…

Piece from the New York Times this morning: Can John Green Make You Care about Tuberculosis? nytimes.com/2024/10/30/sci…

Going live now signing my name over and over and over and over and over and over. youtube.com/live/iWZlqmZqy…

@sarahrohrersy Thanks! That is very kind of you!

@johngreen I’m putting the preorder on my Christmas list (sorry I know this doesn’t help you as much as preordering now)

Preorders for Everything Is Tuberculosis are similar so far to preorders of Turtles All the Way Down. Incredible that so many people have trusted me to tell a very different kind of story. I'm really grateful. And nervous. I hope you like the book, and thanks for preordering!